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Show I; . oo INEFFICIENCY OF THE NAVY First bluejacket Hullo, mate! I thought you were ashore with the captain, cap-tain, playing golf. Second bluejacket Well, so I was. It's like this 'ere. .'E gives me 'his sticks to carry, and then takes one and putto. ll'l white ball on top of a bit o' sand, and my word! he catches the ball a fair swipe Mut 'a' gone mllea. Then 'e turns to me and sez. 'Did you see what that went to?' So I sez. smart like. 'Out o' sight from the moment of Impact, Bir,' an' 'e sez. 'Go back on board, ye blinkln' fathead." -Punch. oo The telephone girls In an eastern olty are suggesting that the brave men who swear at them over the wires should be sent to the front trenches 'twont work girls, we've already discovered dis-covered that long distance heroes can i lick the kaiser. |