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Show NOT A tAUGHINQ MATTER. "Philip," said his wife at the break-fast break-fast table, "you must give me some money this morning. There are all sorts of tilings wo want Wo must get a ton of coal before the price goes any higher. There's a carpet for the dining din-ing room which we simply must have. Besides, I haven't got a thing to wear. I look positively dowdy when I go with Mrs. Jones. I must have a new hat and an evening frock and an afternoon aft-ernoon dross. Then there's shoes my old shoos aro simply worn right through And then the curtains in the drawing room are positively disgraceful disgrace-ful nnd I shall have to have " Perhaps you want to know what the joko is in this? Well, it Isn't a joke every husband knows that Buffalo Courier. |