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Show -- '- - -- , J M M-V f T SHARP pr. PO People never tell Modesty will earn tb a AN INDIAN pn more than A man never knows ntll it gets right on is one thing to There maids; they accumulate p kin. When a man etopi in tlng, and begins again, he feels mlg iy sheepish, tutors :'t as Interei A lnn w. Ing to people as a woma iwlth a past It you aak a boy howfds boll Is, be will take off the bapdsg Some people imagine . they get married, theyTuust klsa in public. It a maif expects to thing, he must accompli it in spite of hard luck. Marrying men are mark that women have time on their hands. There are lota of men In aoelety, but who are aa absolutely useless aa dried currantA No woman should glvlway to grief; let her keep her hair frUpd, and everything may come aroundiall right Nearly all the women recite these days. They will slmplyjhave to quit it; the men are shy enoiyh as it is. Much as people like tj hear secrets they have the greatest aimlratlon for the friends who have n&er told them any. : f We have noticed that when a man la approached about advertising, he says he will "think about It,? or "see you j again. The people should remember when eating, that Death keeps his white horse ready with the hargesa on in this weather. j JETSAM. ; , - 1 A new locomotive near Wlshlngton made thirty-fiv- e miles la thirty-thre- e minutes, and dor a part of the distance ran at the rate of 102 miles an hour. The map on ths north wall of ths Broad street station of ths Pennsyl-rani- s railroad in Philadelphia Is fifteen feet wide and 126 feet long, and is said to be the largest map in the world. The incomes from ths London daily papers ars thus put down: Dally Tele120,000; Times; 70,000; Morning 120,000; Stan45,000; dard, Post, Daily Chronicle, 40,000, and Daily News, 30,000. It is estimated that SO per cent of the iron manufactured by Tennessee Is sold outside of the southern states. It Is said to be the favorite Iron with pipe, plow and stove makers in the east and north. The total wheat crop ot New Zealand tor this year U 1,618,000 bushels, er 1,000,000 lessthaa for ths previous year. It Is estimated that the colony will have to Import 500,000 bushels to eupply if own requirements. Of the four nationalities making up the population of Great Britain and Ireland, the Scotch arc the heaviest men, the average weight being: Scotch, 175.8 prunds; Welsh, 168.8 pounds; ugllsh, 155 pounds; Irish, 154.1 pounds Working for ths good of otheerw indirectly brings about our own good. - There is no true greatness except the great ness of usefulness. The despised milkweed can be used to advantage. Its teed yields a tneolL A perfect jam that made of plums. . WLB BOTHERS IN LOVE WITH THE SAME MAIDEN. th. Dku'ftntMl f II U Killed Cave. Nttktor Hough! lurmtfBl Klfral. fpft toy Life Wat Taglea la a but COUPLES and in small companies fhe Indians hunted ; the deer, elk, and antelope; and while danger was always present, tragedies earn crimes occurred In which netther wild blasts nor inimical tribes had part: but which arose from feelings and impulses common to human nature, write Alice C. Fisher in an article entitled Hunting Customs of the Omahas" In the Century.' The following adventure took place in the last century. Two brothers loved the same woman. She favored the younger, but by some means the elder took her to wife. They were married la the fall of the year, and winter passed by, and one day In spring the brothers went forth to hunt together. Walklag near the breaks of the Clearwater, the elder stopped to look over the edge of the canyon, where, a thousand fet below, the river glistened in the morning sun. Half way down the rocky wall, upon a ledge that jutted out .from thp sheer face Of the precipice, .he saw a nest of young eagles. He called to his brother, who returned, and looked down upon the nest. I know what I will do, he said; 1 will make a rope." So the two set to work. The stripped the bark from young willows, and plaited It into a rope strong enough to hold a man. This done, they threw one end over the perclpice to see if It was long enough to reach the nest; but it fell far short. Then they worked on, lengthening the ropeTintll it finally rested upon the ledge. They agreed that one was to let the other down to secure the eagles. The elder tied the rope about his body and the younger lowered him carefully until his feet were well on the ledge. As he walked along toward the nest he saw the rope suddenly tossed over the cliff; Instinctively he steadied himself, caught the rope, and pulled It in. He was alone, with a precipice above and a precipice below, on a narrow ledge, with no livn ing thing but himself and the engles. By and by the old eagles returned, and, ' seeing the Intruder, were inclined to be hostile; but the mam was careful not to anger them, and when they went away again he secured part of the game they had brought to their young. Days wore on, and the mans life was sustained by the food the old eagles brought; but his distress from thirst . was great, so he cleared out the little hollows In the rock to catch the rain, covering them carefully to prevent evaporation. The young eagles became accustomed to his companionship and the touch of his hand; but by and by the time came when they were ready to fly, and death looked the lonely mas In the face. He resolved to make an effort to reach the ground. He had hidden his rope in a crevice in the rock to keep It from drying; he now tied It firmly about his body, fastening each end strongly to an eagle, leaving sufficient length between the birds and himself to give full play for their wings. Hey eaaoned that if the eagles were not ableo fly with his weight, they would break' shls fall by endeavors save themselves. At all event3,Tf was death to Remain upon the ledge after they had Cone. When all was ready, with his bow and quiver fastened upon his hack; he pushed ' the wondering eagles off their nest over the cliff, and they bore their strange burden down, down the canyon, and finally, weary with their enforced flight, alighted upon a tree at the bottom. The man took a feather from each of bis. preservers and released thenjL, then he swung himself down through ' the branches to the ground, and, taking the ahortest trail to his home, came upon his brother and h la wife sitting together outside the tent It took but a moment to send an arrow through the unsuspecting man who had so cruelly betrayed him; then, confronting the woman. In Intensity of hope he asked, She was Are you glad I have come! silent, but her facts told him the truth, and a second arrow pierced her heart Herbody fell over the prostrateTorm of the younger brother before any one in camp realized that he who had long been given up as dead had returned to avenge his grievous wrongs. N -- hnt-grow- tJr KNOWLEDGE Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when who live betrightly used. The many,life more, with ter than others and enjoy less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the worlds best products to - the needs of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the , remedy, Svrup of Figs. Its excellence is due to Its presenting and pleasIn the form most acceptable ant to the taste, the refreshing tnd truly beneficial properties of a perfect laxative ; effectually cleansing the system, and fevers dispelling colds, headsches and permanently curing constipation. tnd It h&ft yiren satifactioa to million met with the approval of the medial Kid' profession, because it acts on the neys, Liver and Bowels without weak is perfectly free from eiung them and H substance. every objectionable Syrup of Figs is for sale by all dru cists in 60c and II bottles, but It is man-- i u factored by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whoae name. is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, you will not offered. accept say substitute if ' Absent-Minde- d M mcfwn lf y, ut -- rmtu MAN-KILLE- a ttrtaramra at to4f American schools. . R. M Ills FrU ( Thtlr City. It has often been noted by those favored men sho. In traveling shout the west, made the acquaintance of some famous killers, that the ktller was always .quietly and soberly reserved about the homicides be had committed and never cared to talk about them, says the Washington Post. Charles Bassett, who has great renown in the and a game southwest as a man, is no exception to the rule. It chanced that all of Bassett's killings were on the side of public order and occurred while he was an officer of the law." For' several years Bassett was marshal of Dodge City. Bat Masterson wm BisWus' deputy more than once in straightening out tfe destinies of 'Dodge that Bassett was called on to shoot a ceremony wherein he was always careful to aim low, with gratifying results. yin Luke Short who afterward killed Jim Court-wrigrun a Texas deaperado-s-wa- s out ot Dodge, Bassett was the first man he came to In seeking help to put him back. Having secured Bassett, Luke Short gathered about him an array which had a record for cool nerve and quick, sure work within Colts pistol that would be bard to duplicate. Short was escorted bark to Dodge by Bassett, Bat Masterson, Wjatt Earp, Bill Earp, Virgil Earp, Doc Holliday, Curly Bill, Shotgun Collins and others, who,, as stark, indomitable fighters, bad aa much fame in their country as ever had the Black Douglass or Bruee or Walt lace In as to the solemn reticence of those killers when touched on as to their bloody deeds; Bassett Is and has been for years, the manager of resort In Kansas City. One winter night Bassett and several others were standing near the big stove, drinking and defying the weather. The talk had drifted to the winter days of Dodge City, when Jack Xuckols suddenly spoke up with : - "By the way, Charlie, you killed several men at Dodge City, didnt ydu? A look of pain and uneasiness came across Bassetts face like a. cloud. He was staggered and worried and showed It. A profound silence fell upon the several men present and Nuckols began to grow embarrassed. For full half a minute Bassett looked at'the questioner without saying a word. Then, as H a thought had come to him that he anew he was safe to act on, he helped himself to a drink of whisky all alone. When he returned he backed up to the stove, and. surveying Nuckols, said, in a mild, inquiring tone: "Well, if I did It was right Nuckols hastened to assure him that no one harbored a doubt on that point and the subject was politely changed. Afterward one of the onlookers remarked: You can bet it bothered Bassett to drinking whisky when H drove-hiby himself. Ill bet two to ons that's the first drink Bassett's-takealone In twenty years. gun-fight- er ht. his-Bu- n SIFTINGS. A swallow may not make a summer, but a frog makes a spring. The military prisoner makes his escape In an unguarded moment . A stag party would be twice as enjoyable If a few dears were invited. A printer being asked If he was a said no, he was a setter. Fortune is like . a market, where many times If you wait a little the - vr.rk Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Govt Report With Coixparvd Vtrti(irToualti. ' Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll gave to a few educational truths in a recent striking address delivered before tbe surviving soldiers of hie regiment tlmwoojt liL lleaaid: Me spend more for schools per heed thsh any natiou in the world. Great Britain spends 41.30 per head on the common schools; France spends 80 cents; Austria, 30 cents; Germany, 50 cents; Italy, 85 cents, and the United states over 88. 50. 1 tell you tbe school house Is the fortress oi liberty. Every school bouse is an arsenal, tilled with and weapons ammunition to the monsters of ignorance anddestroy fear. As 1 have said ten thousand times, the school house is my cathedral The teacher is my preacher, - Kighty-aeve- a percent of sll the people or the United htates over ten yearaof. age can read and write. There is no parallel Tor that in the history of the wide - world. Over 4 2,000,000 of educated citizens, to whom are open all the treasures of literatures Forty-tw- o millions of4 people, able to read and write! 1 say, there la no parallel for this The nations of antiquity were ae ignorant as dirt when compared with this great republic of oure. There is no nation in the world Jhjtt can show a record like ours. Ve ought to bo proud of it. We ought to build more schools, and build them better. Our teachers ought to be paid more, and everything ought to be taught In the public schools that la worth knowing. T believe that the children of tbe republic, no matter whether their fathers are rich or poor, ought to be allowed to drink at tbe fountain of education, and it does not coat more to teach everything in the-fre- e schools than it does to teach .reading, writing and ciphering. "Have we kept up in other ways' The postoffice tells a wonderful story. In Switzerland, going through tho postoffice in each year, are letters, eta, in the proportion of 74 to each inhabitant In England the number is 6Q, in Germany 53; in France, 30; in Austria, 24; in Italy, 16, and in the United States, our own home, 11(L Think of it In Italy only 23 cents paid per head for the support of public schools, a nil 'only sixteen letters. Andthisls tl .place where God's agent lives, would rather have one ' good school mailer than two such agents." ABSOLUTELY PURE! Bee's M Baby'S Head. Two children of John Fehr, residing near Straustown, Germany, had a thrilling adventure with a swarm ot bees The Tnaeeta left the hive in a large, black, and variegated ball, aa usual when avrarmtnrr and alighted child who was playupon a ing In the Terd. toUlty onavnUr of tbe danger. Another child.' Nlerton, aged 14 years, fortunately realized ths dangerous condition of affairs, and having learned that swarms will vacate certain places w hen notss is produced, at once secured tin kettles and hammered upon them with great energy. The din and confusion caused the bees to leave the child unharmed, and in a few momenta more the swarm alighted upon a pine tree, where the owner subsequently captured them in a hive. Neither ot the children, singular to relate, had received a single sting. Lace From Bark. The department of agriculture, for- - ' entry division, Washington, has a collection of rare trees and plants only second to that belonging to ths famous Kew gardens. London. A recent to this dendrologteal museum is a lace bark tree from Jamaica. The toner bark of thiaqueer tree - cqm - , posed of many layers of fins and intricately woven fiibere which interlock with each oiberJa all directions Caps, ruffles and even complete suits of this curious vegetable lace have been mads It bears washing with common laundry soap, and when bleached la the ana acquires a degree of whiteness seldom excelled by artificial laces made oi cotton, linen and silk. This intricate web of this unique bark makes it compare , favorably to the last mentioned pro- addt-tio- n -- for both besnty and.durw- 1 d notions bllity. II maw t'amplmr H ! Mil Fowl, CUtsmiMTUm. M. C.U. o.. will five 4106 reward for anv esse of catarrh that can not be cured with Balls W Catarrh Cure Taken Internally. J. CHKNKY A CO., Bropra., Triads. to--- . - wllk OlgMrtM, er Hors Twpt-r Jat lbs Sams Petersbes watch that ho .Whole Wheal Breed. brought in to be fixed I find has alace A New York physician gets around begun to go all right of Its own ocoori he comes in tell him ths eating of bolted wheat floor by Jeweler When mainspring is broken and tbe flyeating, pnground wheat The objec- the tion to the bolted flour la, of course, wheel is off its lever, but that we esn well known that it is deprived of cer- have it ready by tbs end of tbe week. tain necessary Detriments to tbs Charges, f50i J udgs human body. Hence the reason for b U t( t ftfUr s Um.l' TtdUfl, poifeinf leflU eating graham flour. This physician, gooi fur la VHkMs cold. 4 however, does not stop with graham AnninUlot WmIjm! flour, but eats ths grain' whole, and says bis family does not tire of it after Hogan Oi have a joke on Houghlig-baIts use for three years. They was a felly kem into his If tbe eooklng is well done there Is plaee an took three drinks in rapid sean agreeable nutty flavor of ths wheat cession av bis whisky an thin pullsd a which corresponds to tbe bouquet of gnn an shot himself. grapes This flavor aeema to be lost Grogran OI think the joke la on the when the wheat is cracked, crushed or man. Fwat for did he go to the trouble ground before cooking. If this flavor a v usin a gnn afther three drinks av is not desired, the cleaned whole wheat Iionghllgban'a Cincinnati whisky? run Tribuna maybe pounded inn mortar or through a coffee mill. Thia will short-or Waw I the llm ta ear year Corae en the time of cooking to four hours vllh lllndvraiira. II wke)moiitrfMUr f!S mall Fry Swindlers. iU jaw druggist tat is Ua less, the time required for whole wheat uaifon u lb Some of the meanest of these are they wh being eight or ten hours. Good The Table Taraeft seek to trsde upon and make capllaloutoi the repulstli.il of the greatest of Americas A Scotchman once neatly turned the tonics, lies tetter's Stomach Bitters, by tables on an Englishman who bod been HMtl Wkwlt foe Tone TVs(an. Itooutward guise. Kcputsbie however, a ill never foist upon foil as The season for cutting corn fodder alluding to the number of Scots in. genuine spurious Imitations of or substiclose at band, it may be well for London. "Well," replied the Scot, "I being tute for this sovereign remedy for maiarin, rheumatism, dyspessia. consumption, liver farmers to get a set of these low metal know n plaee to Scotland where them complaint tnd nervousness Itemsnd, and wheels with wide tlrea. They esn be are 30,000 Englishmen wbo never gw if tha dealer be honest, you wlU get the genbad aa y slze'Wailted' from 20 to 56 back to their owe country." Why, uine article. wherever can such a crowd be? sold Inches in diameter, with tires from to 8 Inches wids. By having low wheels the Englishman, to whom tbe Scot dryOther Victims Came Earlier. The occasional contributor walked enables yon to bring the wagon box ly remarked, at Bannockburn. into the office of the editor and bowed down low, saving one man in loading firms FITS XU riorpm frk De. I Its u. hr .w.v to that dignified but busy personage fodder, eta It la also very convenient Nrv Kawnr, o ,iuUrr M Trwltnl S3lrtl O. Clerk Charge Mr. b n. Ilouse-keepln- , - g. lml-tsti- drun-gtst- s, . VW gravely. the proofreed-err,- " a trifling affair to adjust with him. Very sorry," the editor replied, but several other gentlemen bave applied ahead of you for the privilege ot shooting the proofreader. I would like to see I have be aaid. Times-Heral- d. Fared With Perhaps the oddestpavement ever just completed at Chino, It la made mostly of molasses, and It it proves all of tbe success it is claimed to be, it may point a way for laid is one CaL for loading and unloading manure, grain, hoga, etc., and will save in labor alone their cost ina very short tlmo. These wheels are made of best material throughout, and havs every possible advantage over the high wooden wheel with narrow tires, and 111 outlast, a dozen of them. There will also be no resetting of tires necessary, and consequently no blacksmith bills to pay. Wide tires save your horses and prevent cutting up your fields. For further information write The Empire Manufacturing Co Quincy, 111., wbo will mall catalogue free upon application. to Him Na Mr. Northside. said Miss with decision. T cannot accept you. To be perfectly frank, you are really the last man in the world I would think of marrying. That suits me precisely, replied tbe suitor. How so, sir? demanded tbe girl, Did you propose with aome asperity. from a sense of duty, hoping 1 would reject you, or had you a wager on the subject? Neither, 1 assure you. You said I am the iast mu in tbe world you Now I see would think of marrying. no reason in ths world why yon should think of marrying anybody else after me." This cheerful view of tbe matter so charmed Miss Dukaas that she accepted it herself. The two will be married in September. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegrap- prlueuru. iltcoMm nMtOr.iuUMjcuaraw,riu)Hla uoiu-f- r- Ignorant Intnrvinwara, Speaking of the ignorance of soma newspspet Interviewers, Henry Wetter so a relates an Incident that happened In New York, when a young man. was sent to the Fifth Avenue hotel to interview Uutherford lb Hayes onaomw matter of prison reform. W hen ths interviewer had gathered all the facts, lie shot a last question at Mr,. 11 ayes. "By the way, Mr. llsyes, he said, what were you president of? I am entirety cured of heuitnorThace of , ' luugs typiso's Cure for Consumption the sugar planters of the South profital ot its UxDAUisx, Bethany, Mo., Jan. 4, bly to dispose ot the millions of gallons b,4. " oi useless molasses which they are said x 0nraatlintatte, to have on hand. The molasses used is a refused product, hitherto believed Advertising extremes don't always work. Ons enterprising restaurant . . West-Pointto be of no valua It is mixed with a certain kind of sand to about the conkeeper In town surprised hls customsrs and many others a' few weeks ago by laid like assistency of asphalt-an- d displaying in his window this sign, phalt pavement Tbe composition dries price will fall. Our ice cream is hot stuff. lie and becomes quite hard, and Blnx calls his doctor his biographer qnickly worked in his slang all right, but wonof it is remains aa The peculiar point for the reason that he is at work upon that the sun dered why tradq fell off. Syracuse only makes it drier and his life. Post instead of softeningit, asmight harder, How happy our neighbors might be be expected. A block of the composi"Hansen's Kagls Com alve. itibey would only do as we think they tion several feet long, a foot wide and one inch thick was submitted to severe anggttterin Maui to do. Golden opportunities do not fly In drcUa. Come to think of it, how ran you ex- teste and stood them well pect the poor to be contented when the - . No rillrM Work. -rich never are? ASSIST NATURE Dean Bole tells of an Ruffs for the throat are fashionable, cathedral a little row and then lord of the aisles, verger, in removing offendand it is generally for the throat that a who one noon found a pious visitor on ing matter from tha rough goes. bis knees In the sacred building. Tbe stomach and bowels and you thereby verger hastened np to him and said, in . avoid a multitude a tone of Indignant excitement, "The FLOTSAM. de, of ditresing services in this cathedral ars at 10 in Billiard table, wond-hnfor sals rangements and disAbraham Rimes, of Fulton county, the morning and at 4 in the afternoon, cheap. Apply to or addrms, HG Aaix, eases, snd will have 611 8. i2th 8L Omaha, Nsk Indiana, has just married his eleventh and we don't have no fancy prayers " less frequent need Argonaut. of your doctor's wife, having been married and divorced Tomato Soap. service. ten times. One can of tomatoes, one pint of soup k end Doctor Hot o Toiii Of sit known There were recently 324 physicians two stock of or beef tea, tesspoonsfuls volaald somewhat a agents for this purMy doctor; present in consultation at the bedside uble lady, was writing me a prescrip- flour, one capful of milk, one teaspoon-fu- l pose, Dr. Pierces of butter, sugar, salt, one-haPleasant Pellets are of a member ot the Imperial family of tion yesterday. 1 generally ask him the best One ot soda Melt the butter In all sorts of questions while he is writChina. used, they are aime the soup pot, add the tomato and stock, It Is said thatlftbe suns influence ing them. Yesterday ms vs in favor, tomatoes are lioil until tbe 1 thoroughly was entirely withdrawn from the earth, and sat down to write something. Tbe Pellets core sieve. a then strain cooked, kept talking.- - Suddenly he looked np Put beck over the fire, through biliousness, sick universal death would ensue within ana boilwhen and and bilious headsaid: 'liow has your system been? ' three days. ing hot add tha milk, flour, sugar, salt Hold out your tongue ache, dizziness, cosIputoutthat toA painter of Marseilles earned 2,000 member and soda smooth rubbed snd tiveness, or consti- -' perfectly he began to writs. Us ihickened soon As as take pation, sour stomrecently by standing In one position on wrote and 1 held ont my tongue, and gether. serve with small ach, loss of appetite, coated tongue, india pedestal Twenty-eighours This when he got through he said: 'That from thaof stove andbread. gestion, or dyspepsia, windy belching, toasted will da was done on a wager. But, said L you haven't squares " eatpin and distress after 1 looked IL said at didn't No, he, A coon cat In Lewiston, Maine, not of the The doing ripht alone teache tbs value ing, and kindred derangements care stomach to I still and wanted bowels. liver, Only keep it of meaning right. only plays tbe piano, but when it wants whilelaI wrote tbe prescription. to look out of the window pushes up the curtain, if It happens to he down. Had to Draw the Liao, The only fish that breathes with Us Poole, the tailor, was an accommo-tail is tbe periophthalmus, a native of dating gentleman,, and Was often inUnabridged H Tl? the Maylsyand swamps.-- If ea appiirfctto. AF the tail is vited to the booses of the great. Apccixora When i a certain with FrtnOnr over Rtfltldard nobleman, oil ftoprpmoConrt.tf! with or fish the staying varnish ffhwrj.Cumrowwiftri by ail atftflft H. painted m iqijmttifcouUwafcfc fraynaK4iftau tixwc. he was asked one morning by his host dies of suffocation. THE BEST FOR PRACTICAL PURPOSES. It cost (100,000 a year to keep up the what bs thought of the party wbo had It is easy to find the word wanted. Why, Bois de Boulogne, but from (40,000 to assembled the night before. but very indeed, pleasant grace, your It is easy to ascertain tha pronunciation. (50,000 la derived from the park Itself, perhaps a little mixed. Bang it all, It is easy to trace the growth of a word. and from tbe rents of the race courses, loole!" responded the jovial peer, J It is easy to leant what a word meant. restaurants and private bouses in iL ' couldnt have all tailors! k C. Merrtaoa Co., rsbIUhers, Springfield, Hass. It la said that the cocoanut plain, of Ths man is G. i very poor wbo can pot his the Philllppine' islands sometimes pro- riches in an iron safs. duces pearls, like those of the ocean, composed of carbonate of lime, and that the bamboo yields opals, which are tem flAtSuccessfully Proeoqu found in Us joints. il &ftCMClaims. KrtDClpftJ , The best UftsgiMlseftHtigfiimma. ljr attnm A club of people with six fingers on feach hand exists in London. The secUPWARDS Maliy mwl with OMfi rapih iMtflod nt frstoiMtki spaftitstoft f vVtailwkby fft tnU ! rntl. retary of the club reports that there KJ I prtfcniFw A O-a- til Umxh fekdf , the blood. attuoi fcetftrw. are 2,173 persons with six, and 431 with The Only Otto, seven fingers on one hand. There is W. IT. U Omaha 30. 93. but one person living with eight fingers. W bes advertisements answering kladiy It is said that there are 360,00 cats Bienuon thle paper The best record. la England, and sixty-nin- e varieties. A pure tortoise-she- ll tom cat is very Half a century rare, as is also a female red tabby. tuHuf nriSt AiTii!U tiS it lAiuith arms. Tarte Gout Some eats are actually vegetarians, and hi tinto, of bf drncyt?. cures. Permitted at Worlds Fair. genuine . a curious variety from Burmah live en- tirely npon water. Du-kao- er 1 . -- tel lt ul ht heart-burn- - l'renrher. An odd circumstance happened nee at Winchester. As Dr. Wilson was one Sunday morning going through the streets toward the cathedral he heard a woman cry, "Mackerel! Ali alive, all alive, or end on his arrival at the church be began the services aa follows: When the wicked man turneth away from his wickedness, and doeth that which is lawful and right, he shall save his soul alive, alive, OT These last words the doctor proclaimed aloud, to the great surprise of the congregation. But the good doctor was so studious and absent-minde- d that he knew not what he had done. Aa PRORTABLd DAIRY WORK Ota only b aoeompllthed with ths vary Hera'" MUm far Im, at tools and appliance, iww A Ky.. farmer drove Into Jessamine, Cream ? wun a Dari BepatnJ the village with- a watermelon that sator oo the iff j fsrayouar M and hsttsr weighed nlnetyielght and one-ba! tbs skimmed pounds. It was thought by Dick Bow-n1 tatter, wbQ aillklssva)- , table feed. the village blacksmith, .who cut It maks no misFanners win f saw and treated with a cross-cy open Dirts. Ksat, take to gets of the rind entire village. One-ha- lf the " lllostrstsd catalegas Agents wanted was saved intact and placed under the mailed rasa as a trough to water stock AATn ft KAJTXI SLZXL ft BO. PU village pump Car. taadelph d Dwrtsra fit CUssf Irpm. . J Wm Palaerf by H ability. As a rule, when a n n In funny. It Is not true . A ptcnlr is not a eucc it unless there Is pie to throw away. Most people Just dra Is time for them to die ' A laugh Is an awful r Bake when troublei ap graph, A WESTERN ROMANCE. cfriilWcbstcrs International Qnv1 i IrUlfilitl , DR. J. C. AYERS w - SARSAPARILLA - rd --J, isr:siori.?K (, It I |