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Show 1 ss$ye i How to Mend the Matter "Haiold said Mrs Multiwork, "wbon I married ou I waa earning ttt per wick and 1 had It nil to my solf ' I es. my love ' aald tier husband ' ' Now I'm earning 110 p r ek but you only let me have half of ll I Mr Wontwork considered tbo sltua I tlon thoughtfully l Will I sen Imt on way oui of If ' Mary be replied flnnll) 'otill I 1 1 ve to look around and try to get n I better Job" I His Argument. The Fool Tl more credit tn be the great! l foul In the kingdom than the wli.f-1 sagi The Hiu.e Tla n fool that thinks I Tt.o toot Vt it Is true For there, ' vr f w wi"i mill and many fools and 1 la not li'" he gnateat credit who trl Hi jdia uvr tho most compttllursT Lesser of Cvlls. She Say, Charley. Ho Well? Sho Don t sin-; nny moro and I will consent lo bo yours. Practical. Hicks Iljcnkyus Is a typical Amerl can. Isn't ho? Wicks Surol Tho first tlmo ho saw Nlugnrn rails ho stood with his mouth open for a moment and then ex claimed: "Jlmlnyl What a lot of wa'er power going to wnatol" The Tourist. First European Tourist Whow, but this Is a flying trip wo'ru taking! Aren't m dlziy? Second Ditto Well, 1 should say so! I ran t seo at all Hut think ot tho Vcnuses and historical landmarks we're escaping! Philadelphia Public I odger Footbsll Is Such sn Untidy Sport. Mr Senior Our team baa had tho benefit of n splondld "scrub" this fall Miss Dainty Only ono Changes of the Times. "It used lo please me," said Olden, "lo have thu barber ask mo If I want txl n shnvc when I was a youngster." "Yes?" "Yos, nnd now ho sometimes flatters flat-ters mo by asking If 1 want a haircut hair-cut " Willing to Oblige. Tho llrlde Oh, Jack" You shouldn't kiss mo beforo all thoso girls Tho flroom I m glad my little wlfo Is so unselfish, and Just to pleaso you III kiss all thoso girls first. This Joke Is New to Punch. He Do jou romombor your old school friend, Soph) Smjtho? Sho Yea. Indeed, I do A most absurd ab-surd looking thing So silly, tool What becamo of horT He O nothing Only I married bor l'unch Proof Positive. "Do ott believe tho Rood really dlo youngT" asked, tho optimist I do " replied tho posalmlst. "Judging "Judg-ing by tho poultry served nt our boarding board-ing bouse" Obvious. "Now," snld tbo professor lu natural natur-al history, "take the case ot a ben. Why does It lay an eggt ' "Ilecnuso It can t lay a carpet." replied re-plied the bright boy of tho class fjrlt. Nothing New, Jones Dut smokoleas powder Is a recent Invention. Oldbuck Nnnescnsol Tho women wcro uslne it beforo you were born, ' t |