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Show Unchanging. Although In Youth's bright lexicon No vrordi like "fall" mar show Tbe lexicon of Age still holds The phrase, "I told you so," First Turkey Ile Thanksgiving dsy nnd wo haven't cot n ilngle beau Isftl Second Turkey Utile Oh. I don't Know; wo havo several warm admirers. admir-ers. A Football Note. Ttiongh two perhaps make company That's very close to heaven; Tin also cause ot Joyftilness To bo on the cloven. . Adam wai reviewing tho unpleasantness. unpleas-antness. 'I see our mistake," he faltered i wo should havo wild we were paying an election bet" , Chagrined at hli stupidity ho went jtut and revlowod tho returns. Their Lot. He Mr. Opossum and wife; jWhtlo envy around them la rlfo I They don't have to look ; To get a new rook-One rook-One serves them fur alt of their life. ' ' Ulucbeard Jerked bla thumb toward the forbidden ehnmbcr. I did It wllb tho aaraii razor they took to charpen tho penclla," be es-platned. es-platned. Taking the hint, tilt lait wlf pru- dently wrote htr rm amirs with a foun tala pen, Samson had Just slain the 1'hllU tines with the Jawbone of an asa, "Hut" questioned bit critics, "why didn't you organlie them into rival football teams Instead!" Kalterlng a poor excuse, ho was compelled to acktio ledge the superiority supe-riority of tact over brute force. Pa's Advice. My pa, he set, ses pa to me: To win success now, mind you Jest set your face thu way yuu pint, And nover look behind you" Now pa may know an awful lot, Hut, 'Jest on that one showing. Say, how on earth do you supposo That pa would manage riming? A Preference. I sing the man of common mold. For olt I'vo noticed that Who wears the Inurcl on his brow Can't buy bis wife a bat. Who seeks to elevate the race, To raise tbe rent should choose; Whoa footprints mark thu sands of time Is sometimes abort ot shoes. Since all theso things, and mora besides, be-sides, Too frequently are so, I sing the man of common mold. And let tho nonius go. Sir Walter Italelgh flung his cloak In the puddlo. "I know the queen will llkn It," he said; "sho Is getting It dirt cbenp, and only one to a customer." Subsequent favors showered on him confirmed the royal fondness for a bar-gain. bar-gain. M'Landburgb Wilson In Now York rTeis. |