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Show -- fnc'OLD dently wrote her memoirs with a foun- tain pen. Samson bad just slain the PhilisFOOTBALL RESULTS NOV. 19. tines with the jawbone of an ass. Harvard, Biit," questioned his critics, why Yale, 12.... 17 Northwestern, didn't you organize them into rival Minnesota, I IN Although la Youths bright lexicon No words like fair may show The lexicon of Age still holds The phrase, 1 told you so." noli, 29 Dartmouth, 12 Notre Dame, 10 Purdue, 10 Nebraska, SI Lake Forest, 0 Pa's Advice. Haskell, 14 My pa, he set, set pa to me: Drake, 29 "To win success now, mind you Ohio State, 11 Jest set your face the way yon pint. Wabash, SI And never look behind you.", W. Reserve, 12 Now pa may know an awful lot. Case, 29 But, 'jest on that one showing, Texas, 4S Say, how on earth do you suppose Auguetana, 22 That pa would manage rowing? Pennsylvania, 35 football teams Instead? Faltering a poor excuse, he was compelled to acknowledge tbs superiority of tact over brute force. . First Turkey Belle Thanksgiving day and we haven't got a single beau left! 8eoond Turkey Belle Oh, I dont know; we have several warm admirers. Football Note. JThongh two perhaps makes company Thats very close to heaven; Tls also cause of joyfulness To be on the eleven. ; Adam was reviewing the unpleas- be faltered; we should have said we were paying pn election bet. Chagrined at his stupidity he went end reviewed the returns. Their Let. See Mr. Opossum and wife; ' While envy around them is rife i They don't have to look ; To get a new cook One serves them for all of their life. William, A Preference. Navy, slnjfthe men of common mold. For oft IVe noticed that Who wears the laurel on his brow Can't buy bis wife a hat; pro- - THE SAGE AND THE COCK. 23 11 I Who seeks to elevate the race. To raise the rent should choose; Whose footprints mark the sands of time Is sometimes short of shoos. Since all these things, and more sides. Too frequently are so, I sing the man of common mold. ' And let the genius go. be- Sir Walter Raleigh flung his cloak in the puddle. I know the queen will like It," he said; "she is getting It dirt cheap, and only one to a Customer. Bluebeard jerked his thumb toward Ike forbidden chamber. "I did ft with the same razor they Subsequent favors showered on him took to charpen the pencils, be ex- confirmed the royal fondness for a bar plained. Taking the hint, his last wife Brown, Depauw, Culver, Bellevue, ..Monmouth, Washburn, Normal, Kenyon, Butler, 0. Wesleyan, .Allegheny, Baylor Col lego, gain. M 'Land burgh Wilson in York Press. New S 0 0 0 0 0 S 0 I 4 0 Coe, 0 . A antness. "I see our mistake," 0 0 Iowa, 0 Columbia, 0 Wesleyan, 0 ...Virginia Poly, 0 Each Lost and Won BowL The Cambridge (Mass.) Athletic club aaw two bouts Nov. 15 that are unparalleled in the history of the prize ring between Larry Connelly of South Boston and Fred Bryson. Both men won Connelly by s knock-ou- t in one round and Bryson by s decision in ten. But fifteen minutes elapsed between the two contests. In the first bout, after a minute of boxing, Connelly slipped a right hook over to Bryson's jaw, and he went to the mat He was not out, but merely took the count, which he misjudged. Connelly was declared the winner, and the crowd, disgusted, began to file out Then the boys, realizing the disappointment of the crowd, agreed to box another bout, the first going to Connelly's credit. They fought ths entire ten rotyids at a furious pace, Bryson getting the decision. Ryan Easily Defeats Matlody. It took Buddy Ryan just on minute and fifty-eigseconds to win the MACHINE WARNS OF DANGER. white welterweight championship Marvsleus Instrument Installed in His- from Honey Mellody of Boston ' to the fight at Harlem, III. toric Milan Building. 'll was Buddys famous "one, two" The fall of the Campanile of Veniee aroused terror In the breasts of all punch that Ud the business, and with those who have the care of the old a clean knockout laid Mellody low, buildings of Italy, and it was specially the Boston boy going down in A heap felt in Milan. The authorities, to re- from Ryan's terrific right and lying assure the Milanese about the Duomo, perfectly still until Referee Pollock at once bad an Instrument fitted up told off the fatal ten seconds. which registers the slightest movement The mechanism Is one of the most delicate imaginable, and most wonderful.. It shows --oscillations produced by the winds, and the most Imperceptible Inclinations ln the pinnacles. It Is hung In the highest pinnacle, and may be called the pendulum register. In Itself, it Is of great weigh t and very strong..thus obviating movements of its own, and to nearly aixty feet long, but at the same time Is, as indicated, very ''sensitive. At once, when put In position. It showed the periodical movement of the whole i cathedral through the action of the sun on the stone. Who wonld have believed this were possible, but to It is! While, strangely enough, such being the fact, it Is also shown that, through the special way In which it to constructed, the chief pinnacle resists the action of the wind better than an ordinary tower. Special care baa been taken that the point of suspension ot the instrument shall not vary with the years. Thus Milan feels safe. Her great church cannot fall without fair warning. Pall Mall Gazette. - Crowing Not ths Main Thing CaHyle Objected To. George Edwin Burr (Chesterfield") the Brooklyn politician and raconteur, tells the following anecdote of the imThe story mortal Sage of Chelsea. U vouched for by Mr. J. J. Carlyle Soott, nephew of the great man, and to undoubtedly true. A. next door neighbor of Carlyles, a widow, had a very noisy cock. As is well known, the greet writer did most of hie work during the night, and early morning hours, snd the crowing of the cock at uncertain Intervals during the long The hours caused great annoyance. owner of the cock was sent for. Madam, said Carlyle, "yon raise chickens, and among your. brodd Isa most vociferous Cock. The widow ad"Now," continued mitted the fact the Immortal Thomas, "there to so regularity about the crowing of that cock, and I find myself listening for kto crow, snd cannot go on with my work nntll Mr. Cock sends forth his summons. All this disturbs me greatly and Interferes with my work. Cannot you suppress the nuisancer The widow expressed deep regret (for Carlyle was venerated by his that his labors, which neighbors) were so valuable to the world, should her rooster, but be Interfered with-bshe said her brood would be of little use without him. Besides, she added, he certainly did not crow more than jtwo or three times during the night, land that was as little as could be exof any well regulated fowl. pected : It. Isnt the Oh," said Carlyle. Helpless. H. C. Barnabee, the veteran singer, crdwlng I object to; It to the d waiting for It lay, disabled from a fall, and listened to the condolences of a friends Ths Preacher's Error. "For years and years," ths writer In the early days of Springfield a you haven't missed a performsaid, for some sausage preacher bought Now here you lie, helpless as ance. Junch one Bnnday and took it to a corpse." church with him. He carried the sau"As helpless as a corpse," said Mr. sage in the back pocket of his cost and a dog, catching the scent, followed Barnabee, "or as helpless as two Inkirn. Every few feet the preacher ebriates of, whom I beard the Other would kick backward at the dog with- day. "These two men had dined together out- looking around. Arriving at church, the preacher began the cerv- and after dinner had satrtoo long over liqueur, their ices, and the dog lay down behind the their coffee, their onso When and ' it came brandy, altar. time for them to go home they were A few minutes later one of the deaeons stole quietly up behind the iff a very bad way. Helpless, In fact preacher, Intending to hand him a They leaned on one another, going eheet of paper, and pulled hid coat with licked arms, but each, as a reed tall. Without glancing back, the to lean on, was rotten. Finally they fell, and with a loud preachet gave one vicious kick, and sent the deacon rolling down the altar splash they rolled into a full gutter. steps onto the dog. which set np a A police officer appeared and terrible bowling. The preacher, still grabbed the upper man by the collar to lift him out, but the inebriate cried look Irg straight ahead, said: voice:, My friends, this thieving scoundrel in a lend, heroic 'No, no. - Save my friend. Never has been trying to rob me ever since I made a purchase at the butcher shop mind me. I can swim. before coming here. Alice Roosevelt's French. When the preacher discovered what In spite of the exodus from Newport be had done he dismissed the congrepeople left, for gation and wert outride to kick the there were enough to give some Vanderbilt Mrs. Democrat "Neely Sedalia (Mo.) jdog. very chic dimers and lunches tor Miss Alice Roosevelt, who ran up to Just a Suggestion. a or visit her last week. It was the second rather Is a gardener, Thgre Devisit this eeason Miss Roosevelt has Senator of the In employ helper. who Hudson on the paid Mrs. Neely and the two seem on estate hla pew owes his position. It Is ssld, to a to be getting very chummy. Alice Roosevelt has met the two clever retort The man had been e Louis D' Orica ns and Antoine One day princes, menial a position. ployed la fee approached the senator snd asked DOrleans, and has bad a chance to for a recommendation. - Mr. Depew air her French. But it Cannot bo said good natnredly consented, had a noto of the presidents daughter that she took can chatter in thd Gallic tongue like prepared and signed it The man word. a her friend. Marguerite CaaslnL Miss without It read and letter the ' "Dont yon think it favorable Roosevelts French has a decided American twang, and she doesn't apeak nought asked bli employer. ft any often er than she can help. As than you better . Oh, ft couldnt be she has not been abroad. It was Bade It" said the rtan, "but" . surlearned In the schools hero or picked Mr. said Depew, But wbatr np In the diplomatic set since she has prised at the man'a audacity. In a been In Washington, hot, a! 1 said, it depman. the said air," Well, of la not the expressive pariea-vwMso sir. seems good. recating tone, it real foreigner. However, Alice got that I thought you might wantonto give the th on famously with tne two young wo something better to do like princes, for Mrs. Neely did most of recommendation strength Of a the talking. rittsburg Dispatch. . that" league, say 116 games; after which (bore will bo played a aeries of games between National league teams on ona fide and American league team on toe other, a complete schedule, ot games to be arranged to cover dates the rest of the season with each m of each .league meeting every im of the opposition circuit. Failing In this, Mr. Herrmann la in favor of a long schedule in the National league quite as long as that Vhtch was played during the season Just closed, when each team was ycheduied for 154 games. , National League Newt. The Pirates, as usual, will go to Hot Springs, Ark!, to train. President Dreyfus favors a sborter season thsn that of 1904. Catcher Chases, ot the Chicago, Is playing with the Los Angeles team. Catcher Kllng has given up his notion of buying the Kan ska City club and haa with Chicago. Shprt atofr ghay, ot the Cardinals. Is playing short field for the Portland Criticism for Danny Mahsr. I Danny Maher, the popular American club of the Pacific Coast league. During tbe past season 53 home runs jockey, has come in for a share of adverse criticism over his riding of were made on tbe Polo grounds 30 ;Pretty Polly, the champion Ally, in by visiting teams snd 23 by tbe Giants. Outside ot Manager Clarke and the Prlx du Conseil Municipal at Paris, when she was beaten by Presto, Pitcher Lynch, President Dreyfuas baa a French colt The English experts not asked one of the Pittsburg playare ot the opinion that Maher waited ers to sign a contract for tbe coming Joo long on the French horse and ex- season, and does not Intend to at pected to smash him with a few ieaat until after the first ot the new ftrides- - when they turned into the year. Feme stretch. This the great mare American League Not a failed to do, and Presto won by two Inflelder Moran will probably be and a half lengths. It is understood Vhat the mare will not be seen la silk shift edto 8t. Louis second base next 'kgain this season, and she goes Into season Manager McAleer declares that winter quarters with a really phenomenal record, her aggregate since the young pitcher Morgan has mastered began running being $157,460, the re- the "spit ball." Catcher .Joe Sugden has been result of fourteen consecutive victories. sign ad by St Louis at an unsolicited $600 Increase In salary. Indiana's Coach Resigns. The St. Louis club ha . Indiana is signed to lose her unlversitjr efficient coach, James H. Horne, who Charles Starr, ths crack catcher of tbs announces his Intention of leaving at Ohio Works team, of Youngstown, O. the end of the college year.. He la Manager Armour is being urged by the best and most popular ooach In- the, Detroit papers to compel Mullln diana has ever had. Mr. Home will to pitch every third day next seasom return to his horns to ths east sad is Manager Griffith announces that considering the sporting editorship on Ambrose Futtman, the big an eastern newspaper. Mr. Horne has from Covington, will he used regulsrly been athletie director at Indiana for to the box next season. six years and has increased in efGeorge La Chance has not missed a ficiency and popularity during his stay. championship game to three years a remarkable showing considering th Chicago Inter Ocean. strain and mutations ot the game, "Rube" Waddell says his full name Crowell Bsst Drop Klckor. Crowell of Swarthmore brbke all ex- 1 George. Ed ward Harrison Reed winisting records for goal kicking from chester Reuben Waddell, and he wants ths field when be put the ball over ft used on the soora cards next spring. ths bar from a place kick to midfield. In fnlL Osteen, the Inflelder with the New left-hand- At the annual meeting of the Columbus club the old directors, Messrs. Murchison, Trump, JScboenborn - sad Th- - directors Bryce, were also elected Thomas 3. llryce preat-- , dent, John Peirane, vice president and Edward 8choenborn. secretary. Thr-I- . League Tip. Th Bloomington club In i reengaged William Connor (or th fourth consecutive year as team manager for 1905. The Cedar Rapids club haa declared a small dividend on last seasons profits and haa reelected Belden HID team manager. The discarded Rockford club has given Manager Arthur P. Owens hla release to enable him to sign with the Burlington club of the Iowa league. The Rock Island association haa been experimenting with man agora ever since Frank Donnelly left tbe team a year ago to take charge of 8prtngfield. The drafting L Pilchers Fein and Holmes by the Chicago (American) and Pittsburg dubs, respectively, caused mingled regret and mooli rejoicing among tbe Cedar Rapids fans. Central League Chatter.' The Wheeling club haa signed Shortstop Henry Maag and Pitcher "Buff Ehman of Canton, O. It is probable that Outfielder Bert Dennis, of Fort Wayne, will be aptbe Orand Rapid pointed manager dub. - , ; - Tbe Wheeling club haa signed Catcff re Faddy Livingstone, of Cleveland, who played fine ball for th Akron, O Independent team last season. President. Dement denounces aa n fake a story sent out from Vincenaee to the effect that he bad written par-U- e .there suggesting a move to include Terre Haute and Evansville.. v Jimmy Ryant manager last season of th of the Colorado Springs-tea- m, manWestern League, has signed ager of the Evansville team for next seasom Tbe new owners of the team ' . HEAD OF THE THREE I LEAGUE. -- ' I:;. ' C'i At the meeting of the board ot directors of the prosperous minor baseball organization, there was no opposition to the Bloomington mans candidacy and be was declared aa presidents and secretary-treasureThe prosperous season just closed and able management ot the leagues affaire were sufficient argument for th4 directors action. ' (i . t) "W a li! r. - " m No one hhs ever equaled this fifty-fivMellody never had a look In, Ryan being his master for the entire but yard boot for a score. Then best brief period of the bout which was to performance of De Witt,' ODea and have gone tea rounds. Hershberger pale before 1L George Brooke, who trained, Crowell, and was 1p. Ms of kickers, nSay Allerton Leading Sire. The leading sire of 1836. 1897, 189S aftnits that Crowell has surpassed his and 1900 was Allerton, 2:094. The best Brooke goes further, and says s that In the history of the modern leading sire of 1904 is Allerton. lod five seasons. No other game he doubts , If ever. there was a sire has led more 'than two seasons-- klclr of such length and- accuracy. list of sites that bate had ten or more 2:30 performers enter the list Amerlean'Herse After Derby. In one year since 18,11 Is found to conAugust Belmont, chairman of tbe tain the name of AlJerton, 2:0914, Jockey club, will endeavor to wfi the seven times. English Derby next year . with ths .Only one sire, Alcantara,, 2: 23, has American bred colt,. Lord Hastings tppeared.a large numbereftimes, and The supplemental nomination of ths Alcantara has. lived ten years longer. colt has been cabled to the NewIn the seven seasons Allerton has been market authorities. Cabled direct ions one of the leading sirea he has pot 117 ere also dispatched 4o George Wat-on- , perform ery la the 2:30 list, an average who to engaged In handling and of seventeen per year. . There are training aome. yearlings and seven sires that have gotten lid nr olds owned by Mr. Belmont, to pr more performers in 2:30. pare Lord Hastings tor the evenL youngest sirs Is Allertou, 1:0914, at IS years. Only two other Leu Dillon Falls Again. sires In this list are living. - One Is 25 C. K. G. Billings Lou Dillon tor ths 28. the other .. years old, ccond time within the last two days e Aller-torf'T'a- - , m m m Yorks for part of the ieason; led the Connecticut league In batting with an average of .413. He played 26 games . with the Norwich club. is the only 8t Louis Infield . Wallace certainty for 195 and it la not settled whether he will play thlrd base or short stop. If Shreveport Smith shows class he'll take Wallaces old place and Bob will be the team's third base- i president; CL W, Dement and John Walker. If the Springfield, 0 club fs admitted to the Central League an effort will be made to secure Jlggs Donahues release from Chicago, so that he may become tbo teams manager-captain- . ffra-Rya-n, - .The meeting , Central Baseball league magnates resulted in the settlement of only oce important, ques- . man. jtion. The remainder of tbe time was Doperters have -- figured up that made a grand batting average for devoted to a general discussion of nine year of .361. This la slightly league affairs, As .wad expected the better than old Fefi Ansons record. Evansville franchise was returned' to Hans .Wagner's average for eight that city, it being sold to the recently years is .346. This shows Lajole; to orgarlzed stock company, composed, be the greatest batsman that the game pf G. V. Bement Jr., John P. Walker and James E. Ryan. has ever had. of-th- e La-jo- ie Affairs. j American Association Bill Clingman is of opinion that Western Winnowing. ' Outfielder Bud Thiol is a botcher by 10 per cent of safe hitting i pure luck. Manager Joe Cantillon, of the Mil, waukee, has a well paying saloon in Chicago. Manager Cantillon will use his De Moines plant a a training plac for the Brewers next spring, . . From Indianapolis cornea the tip that George Magoon, captain of ths Hooalera, is to be put on the market. A younger brother of Billy Friel, of failed to beat her recently established Columbus club, has signed with Herrmann Plans New Series; the record of 2:01. regarding which time Works club, of Youngstown, thcr Ohio Cincina controversy has arisen. - President Herrin an a of the. : triaL for nati club aqd. chairman of the natrotAccompanied by aninner, ths Pitcher Egan makes the atatement tional commission has two Ideas re- ter. driven by Millard Sanders, her no terrors for garding the schedule of the National trainer, stepped the mile In 2:03 flat that the spit ball' has who seem to batsmen, association first next season. club . for .The The Meat. weather league Time by qua. . have all solved F. is for a short season lnthe National rter, 0 31;. 1:31, 2:M trade, 'w .'1 Harry : Welch, of the Omaha, haa resumed his studies at the Creightoa . 'V ' Medical College. Pitcher Jack Pfejsetr ia wlntertag, In Cincinnati, where be to a salesman for a large leather house. , , Tank, Brown, of Omaha, who led the Western league pitchers this year, Is beck to colfei at Ames, Iowa is followj .Umpire Bobby Carruthers ing the races at Estonia and incident-all- y doing a' little side' work for a ... .!. book. Omahas splendid little right fielder, Bobby Carter, is a Citizen of Omaha and is employed by (he Stock Yards; Company of South Omaha. . |