Ogden Daily Standard | 1916-01-11 | Page 4 | No Question of Tenses

NO QUESTION OF TENSES A young woman whose husband la on the stock exchange recently awakened awak-ened to the fact that he was quite sportily inclined. One evening the professor's wife, who lived quite near, ran in to make wife of the stock broker brok-er remarked rather plaintively: "I wish I knew where Jack was!" "I presume, dear," said the Pressors Pr-essors wife, primly, "you mean you wish you knew where he is7" wif?h,..r0', J don,t'" "Plied the young "lie. 1 know where he is. He is upstairs in bed with terribly bloodshot eyes and a raving headache. I want to know where he was!" St Tn? Post Dispatch. LOUlS