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Show DRIFTWOOD. The bachelor who shuns marriage is some philosopher provided he never nev-er was jilted. There is only one girl in the world, but the census doesn't substantiate the fact. Many a maid is sweet sixteen simply simp-ly because fifteen beore her pmm-ised pmm-ised to be sisters to him. It's easier for a girl to refuse a man than to refuse his solitaire. A fool and his money money has made many a fool, but seldom have fools made mnney. When a woman is caught in an argument, ar-gument, she'll declare that there's no use talking, but she'll not prove it Two can make a quarrel, but a third party i6 usually the cau6e of it all. |