| Show I r Sp OK luf I T TI t Copyright COP right 1923 New York Trl- Trl Tribune I buno bune Inc Ino Trademark Registered U S b Patent Office I IU TILE WIDOW SPEAKS You hate hale kicked In with Ith Ith a serum for tor tho the Great White W Plague You have haie uPI uppercut the Typhus on tho the jaw You hive lite copped an anaesthetic To e 0 tho diphtheritic And the rest ot of It cut out with Uh a 0 saw But toIl tell me gentle doctors ere the mortal coil coll Is otto off offIs Is there ther nothing nothing- ou e discovered fred In the medicated through That can curb the raging fever ot of title thIs game called goff 1 You have base la e cantered into Ihlo Gangrene with aIth Ith a out knock punch You hae hav e a hammered Scarlet Fever le to to the tho ropes You hale hae OIl even found the anser To a 1 mild degree of ot Cancer And youve you've checked th the drug enticement en- en enticement ot of the tho dopes But tell me learned doctors Is there t nothing you OU can do doro dorot ro rot horrors in the tho heads of husbands aho ho Can only rave ra ot of o Stymies and a Perfect Follow Through 01 It might be Just as us well for tor Eli Eli- Eligene Eu Eugene that gene eno Criqui to understand Johnny Dundee who might have haye been one ot of the Seven Bounding Gordons Is no Johnny A of ot this sort Is only fair tall to toa toa toa a visiting athlete from to foreign reIgn shores looking for tor the tho hospitality and a few stray dollars donars of ot this country Dundee Is not a mauler But ho e ie Is a 11 lively ely entry In any ring game gmo who Is hard to displace lie He manages to get around And lie he keeps both fists fairly busy tap tap- tappIng tapping tap tapping ping stomach or jw J w There s nothIng vociferous back of these thesa punches But they keep coming Intermissions FOR THE GIANTS TS Here are aro four tour names that thal deserve a rebuke rebuke- rebuke Benton and Donohue Rixey and Luque Yet If Ir the tho win who can say ay It Is fluke flukey With and Donohue Benton lenton and Luque I RUMORS IOU OV CY CS C S SPIKE That Secretary of ot the Treasury Mellon will aill promote the next heavyweIght championship That Shelby thinks ot of It as the manly art art- artIf art It If golf gol Is a rich mans man's ans an's game me just I ahat bat Is boxing In a tow few years the only two tao survivors who can I ar-I af- af afford af afford I ford to bee 11 ee a 11 prizefight Ill v ill ihl he Henry Ford and John D Rockefeller Rockefeller heI I I ler lAnd And suppose one of ot them has indigestion or another date that IndIgestion Os 1 evening ening i A putt that hangs bangs upon the tho rIm In dull stagnation Is worse than cinders In the gum n I II 11 tell the tho n nation Ma Man Many re ire re called but called but few like It tt FOR von THAT T WEEK ANYWAY Dear Sir dIr You had an opportunity opportunity opportunity recently of seeing all ali the tho gol golf r reta eta star play at Inwood at-Inwood In Who was the best Dest In In each particular line IIno or of pla pIa as each fach sho showed shoed ed through the championshIp Bet Best wooden club Bobby player player Jones Jonos Best Iron player Bobby player Bobby shank hank I Best Bet pu R putter ter-R ter R Cruickshank Beet Bc est t man out of trouble trouble-IL trouble R T Jones r looking Easiest k golfer goler Mal Largest repertoire of ot shots L shots J If KirkwoOd Tho The Argentine was aas just lust gettIng ready to make maka a 11 serIous bid for forthe forthe the tho Dempsey FIrpo entertaInment hen ahen the sudden detonation ot of three Montana banks curbed 87 per cent ot of o the current enthusiasm When a French sheriff came camo up to serve servo a summons on Battling Siki la lately ely the Senegal boxer ens as about to punch him In the nose un- un un until til III h his Is pet lion Intervened In and checked the slot riot The lion by that tIme t fl 1 a said to be completely ted led up on the call ot f the wild earn oarn earnIng Ing for tor the peace pence and calm ot of hIs nath nathe e African jungle go 00 |
