Millard County Chronicle | 1945-04-26 | Page 6 | [Untitled]

That's Phony Joan Why do you call the stone in my new ring an Irish diamond? Jasper It's a sham rock. Train Talk Jasper What time does the 4 o'clock train leave? Trainman At 3:60, sir. Old-Fashioned Banking Jasper have hidden all my savingi in my mattress. , Joan What's the idea? Jasper want my money where i can fall back on it. Personal Safety Barber Here comes a man foi a shave. Apprentice Let me practice or him. Barber All right, but be carefu not to cut yourself. Cause and Effect A private was griping about hav ing to go through the same dril so often. "Don't forget," reminded th sergeant, "practice makes per feet." "Not me," replied the G.I. "I just makes me tired." 'Tis said blondes are not a: smart as brunettes, but maybi they don't have to be.