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Show WAYS OF THE DRUMMER. Expert Opinion by One V'ho Evident- JL ly Knows the Species. " The gentleman who Is called the drummer Is frequently the whole band and a brass hand at thnt. There Is consequently music In the ulr when he Is aiound. After ho Is gone tho iiiusle is of another brand, for tho man who hns bought u bill of goods that he didn't want frequently says things. The drummer is a gient builder. Sometimes ho makes as mnny ns three towns In a day. One would think while he was at 11 that he would make a few hotels, for ho Is never satisfied with the ones that he finds along the way. Let us be kind to the lrummer, remembering re-membering that he Is human and frequently fre-quently has a wife and family at home, although all of the pretty girls that he meets on his travels do not find It out. Illinois State Journal. |