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Show Amenities of Journalism. Dudlsh Reporter (In brand-new rnlt) It does beat all. I'vo Just been ordered to mako a tour of the "slums and write "a column of scenes and Incidents. In-cidents. My clothes will be ruined. Tramp Reporter (In rags and tatters) tat-ters) I am In JUBt as bad a fix. I have been assigned to Mrs.- Nabob's ball, and I haven't a thing fit to wear. Dudlsh Reporter I say'. Let's trade assignments. ' ' Tramp Reporter Tho city editor wouldn't allow that, but I'll tell you how we can fix It. Let's trade clothes. N. Y. Weekly. |