Kane County Standard | 1931-02-20 | Page 4 | Strategy

STRATEGY A hebrew and a scotchman cihil a i collision they both got out of cars and tor for a few the ment waxed hot then tho the jew said cant we fix this thing up here take a drink and he handed the scotchman a flask the scotchman accepted and downed a man sized drink at one gulp have another said the jew tile the scotchman drank a second and a third when the liquor was all consumed the jewish person called a policeman here coffier be cried this fellow smashed into me iles hes drunk just smell his breath