Show His cheeks are etched in Harvard stripes His eyes are dyed Yale blue His nose i is warped his front teeth gone His skull is fractured both ears torn His arms arms are bandaged too A crutch supports his crippled weight And his anatomy Subtracts now from the maximum Two broken ribs a thumb And fingers fingers all all but three But oh he wears a laurel crown His pedestals pedestal's near Heaven They stamp and shout when he comes out Hes He's pride of men and pet of ten The King of his Eleven bliss fiss Miss Anna M. M f. f Williams Hams in Outing |