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Show His Theory and Practice. " During a school tea a kindly lady sat regarding ono of tho young guosts with ovident alarm. Undismayed by tho lady's glances, tho young hopeful demolished plato after plato of bread and butter and cako. At last the lady could stand it no longer. Going up to the urchin, sho said: "My boy, have you nover read any book which would toll you what to eat, what to drluk and what to avoid?" "Why, bleBs you, ma'am," replied tho young gentleman, with his mouth, full of cake, "I don't want no book. It's very simple. I cats all I can, I drinks all I can, an' I avoids bustln'." London' News. |