Show A Huge "Goak." Tho following list of excellent reasons rea-sons why the saloon should live is clipped from tho People's Pulpit. They sound very sound to us: 1. Because of its moral uplift in tho community. (?) 2. Because of its purifying effect on politics. (?) 3. Bccauso it is such a law-abiding institution. (?) 4. Because its patrons get so much value for their money. ( ? ) 6. Because drinking helps one to get a good job and keep it. (?) 6. Because it makes businoss for tho courts and tho county agent. (?) 7. Because drunkards the saloon's finished product make such good husbands and loving fathers. (?) 8. Because saloons always make cities safer and better places for boys and girls to grow up in. (?) 9. Because all right-minded fathers fath-ers and mothers pray that their boys may becomo saloon-keepers. (?) |