Iron County Record | 1909-07-02 | Page 5 | Don'ts for the Fourth

BUM W aa !--- . Don'ts for the Fourth Don't pick up a cannon cracker to find out what Is the matter with tho fuso. Don't tnko your wife and baby buggy bug-gy riding behind a nervous horse. Don't try to dlssundo tho boys from setting them off In bunches. They'll go quicker thnt way. Don't assault tho fool who shoots 4 Miff his revolver in the air. Ho may havo another lond left. Don't go oh an excursion It you havo a happy home. Don't put n cannon cracker under your grandmother's chair. Sho may havo money to leave. Don't forget tho llro department's tolephono number. Don't forgot, If you hnvo no children, chil-dren, that tho peoplo who havo them aro a good deal more anxious than you aro to have It all over and dono with. HgggpH