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Show CATHOLIC OPINION Last Tuesday's election results demonstrate demon-strate that, in spite of constant harpiii!? on that strin.?. American workingmen do not necessarily "vote as they march." The fact ia vastly creditable to both the .intelligence and patriotism of the great majority of citizens "lumped" under this head. Monitor. r- The Philippine Catholic church that was launched some time ago seems to have made extraordinary progress. They have .now a pope, an episcopate and a college of cardinals everything, in fact, except people. The last news from Manila Ma-nila is that they are engaged in canonizing canon-izing a saint, whose one authentic miracle mir-acle Is that he was fired at 500 times and never shot. Saints used to get to heaven by walking circumspectly. This Filipino canonized by Aguinaldo was evidently evi-dently a sprinted, who ran not in the way of God's commandments, but out of the way of Spain's Mausers. Western Watchman. S One of the most inexplicable mysteries Of the age is what became of the &),M tons of English coal which the trust some weeks ago was alleged to have purchased pur-chased for the benefit of the poor of New York. Since it never reached this country, perhaps it was swallowed by some whale 'mid the deep salt sea. Why does no one weep over the los3 of the philanthropic coal barons? Union and Times. I do not often print anything that savors sa-vors of advertising, but this from the other side of the world Is too quaint to be passed: Store of Zah Sah Moo, ' Merchant in Chinese Curios. Shanghai, China. I want a smart youth to sell my Chinese curios. If he catch much business he earn many cash. If some American stamps send me for package postage, I send samples free. ZAH SAH MOO, Shanghai, China. The world, when one thinks of it. isn't so very large. No matter where he be. whether in Occident or Orient, the human is a two-legged animal, and his greatest ambition is "much business' and "many cash." "Potpouri" of Union and Times. |