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Show 11 iww in Mai ft jjl jfjfif! Whut John Allen Bid I f Jj Sfl r ronmnimn John Mien know n mm Bltfii iPJl'jl " Private Allen ' because lie the HnV fflhi' WltiSS n P'lvatt In the Confederate army. Hi Big TOMS standing on Pennsjlvanlft avenue, Kit WlK! wila " hlngton last neck watihlng the lltfiS'llli ' lill ' ' timy of the Republic parade HtOflUnft Oil' 13 t i his weie two ladl As the mul- .'Jl.llfr 1 I ,ill'W 1 e of iiand Aimv men swept hy SssF? iuii :JvW 3 tr- Ail n was vlsihlv Impressed Wlllm UlKlflu - i several hours ha I elapsed Chailee H'P'lW ill' Willfl 1 '"I rerretarj ff the Deino- Hit) IF ft at. '.Bfitt e Cntigresston il committee, iimt Hi PfrSsi' 111 91 i t. Uie a giecte-d him stopped lilm, hfjiji el ii a ei i. Kitn IiT'I )1 1) ,J Tl dwnris how long has thl parade SIflBSli S MM our'hSursund a hnlf " replied Mr JSftff ?' fWH 3 urri after consulting hi watch Wit ill 'i ai'lfl Allen leaved a sigh turned to the ii "f Silfl HJl 1 and said In a ton., of melancholy iJ- 17 c H 'fiwi 1 it'' 2'lM i't F "t i-" what I held at bav for four Wtiii 13 1 ''fl'fi Vlcnrag-iia's Extraordinary Act HtTWi Sl Nf 1 Government nf Nicaragua ha HH SJiJiJ 11 J ail) put Into effect a remarkable HilvJi'f " I regulating anl defining labor which H Mr' i 3S j 4 I i 'd rot do In thin or nnv land of lib- H IB i 'J S( i !i ' E r Th0 ,,w defines a laborer n any Hdv-Vfili 4 -(ill r '" mnle or female ovtr sixteen sWHiJ im 'SI "ii of aire, not haln the eoual f H Iffl-i lii ' 1,1 It rend In part a follow All iBWIm IIi if ' rcr must have an employer Any HJv W Uf jlji fonni unemplosed will be Imprl-HIM Imprl-HIM 1 iinli 4iB ' for tnentv doya ml made to la. HSIir 4JK' - K 7 on public worka while awaiting an H3.lflMx'fifli ?1 rloer ' HKfimtf 3Hi , i e art further provide that each HtBrl l-Kif ? i i' -H 3 rr niuat he n receipt from Ilia P IK I llin ' , ijer which he can thow lo nold Hll'"'i5lfiiJ i n r t for being Idle If he takei ad-HSL1 ad-HSL1 l&l flTi , ' I e wagea he rnunt atlfv the debt Bfrl f,1 11 1 re hei in leiehleinploer under IHHH r iiitJ ' r It v of line and Imprlaonmant lie HH!'fc''14( ," I ho hli receipt from hla former eBHtttt i''l i i r n"r before he can make another Bff , n. til i or' acl Any perron imploylng n la-HwtaWlUf) la-HwtaWlUf) V 1 without the rcclpt Is aubject lo nS'?fc! n lire of JP , Tl la look more like alaery than ,,", unfiling elre If thee In no employ If J ,n n' for a liboier seeking work he nni t go lo prison and work for th J ?t t Oonaul nonaldnon of Managua 'J no that the law canard general con J mcnatlon a might eall 1e a. I si rum il but he as that It In I elng en- 1 fn d an I eer one I becoming S re inclleil Ij r rhapa thin remarkahle law l In ii tenled to atrt a rnolutlon If the 3 lib rer are Inlelllgint It wraill be jj ii t certiU leid to a revolution 3) rut lhe are not Intelligent and will ifij 1 e ompolle 1 to aubnilt to thin piece of Si 1rann 1'hlladelphla Trees A Sow? of the Wny. I 1. the world a rnllln rlihl? M-ver mind bellexere Mtli a tlih or wtth a aong 1 'te la awaepln fat along i Red thorna with the roaea throng-Tseer throng-Tseer mind bller' bHS L ilt )! 3 Though ynu pre a thornj bed H If JI fi i ft , er mlml tlleera' eW CBIflSP ill Ml Thankful for a crut o bread- B filJL lii S NVer mind btleen 1 ffillJ1 "i 8l naeh the tear ilrapa from our e-Hl e-Hl A'ln i'- '0 .cohk are camln after tlnhn bHMJI laXaSi" ftl'll j Pee -the light 1 In the eklea'- R BP1S jkl pM Nevei mind liellevere' HK' lITll' J'k Fri-nk L Smnton In Atlanta Connlllu Hj aijJKl ? Scrvla's Democratic Royiltles II TIrtlHiHiE KlnK Aletnnder of SerH and hie BnI M' SiBB'IK rojil consert Queen Driga have been WvtCk 1 1LH 3 disturbing the peme again The origin HPr'tiSlivH f.fSj o' lh dllhcultj wa peeunlars The Ut'li, ' illW 'J Ivlng aake! the Queen to let him lno fflftro' ' n little money till podi The Oueen HI'Kll'EfVliliLT.tjiC nt gle him a cmt lUlmugh the -G JkK S illtrS i dlRprtch ansa that he waa dilven bv Hliff ifitf! MiMl'B) th utmont neceaalt ' which piobahlv Ul WtmSbt islW .k meank be una falrl rufferltig fin v HI H BTl rJit' i ii drli k Then the King call, I the Queen Um Ffltl tllll r ninue and the Queen alupi ed the HIH II "f t5K JUI hmm fice and the King pounded the I 1 '1 injlillr S1 Quin and the couitleri had to aepa Hi. i i5-Siiii I R r tc them There a one thing to be paid Hill !i U jXii ' 1 I" faor of the monjrrha of 'erNln HIS I) 'llUEiFit Thc re atout the inott iinaffe, tedly Bl J Hi irf! lI d nioeratlc rojal couple In l.uiope o I (J, ,'Jfi Jl tSP i n irratlc that If fhe lit id In a New llj, J Mi, 13 "ori tenement home Inatet 1 nf -i pal HilJ !ftr.kll W$ In Belgrade thej d prnbablt taaa UlSl'!!' W'JI n t of their time on the Inland Tie HlniSlltl' Ii' . dulilty lint doth hedge about thla Hit Eldli "i 'll K r, hadly fraed in apota-lto,!!. H Plm ' ill S! Dimociat and OhronUle H'litil): W'W Hi ImjI f How It Came About Hjir'I V 5 i''W1' Mr J B Tattanach the teterin HI' if ili , . lilri ' rlnar a Scot hy birth enloja Hli 'fH''ifi' !H KlS tr r Atlantic tratel and l the life of HI tJi fT N M IMi th' "oc-lnl hill " the big alow ateam- H1 'hJ'r V lt1S!I fh r which ho mi affect On a ie- HJ' &M&, Ml" Ii f'1" P'"' he offered thla piopol- 1 Itiia' S in ift ' 1V xo,ln 1""1 Ht to a elubhoueo HlmVakT i ' i 1 1 hey ha 1 ir among them HP) t! -' 1 i plajail tlte hours HI It'lf 1 . ' i I Tl c hnl tailoue refreihmenla 1 Bi.il " ?i '' M nen the laine out each one had tS HISlR. t vltl . A ter aeterul cliculta ot the prome- HlaUt 'i i'5 nalcdeikPi Cnttannih put hia head BBMsr-sH N H? '( I In lh door and reraurked The) were HI H' ! Ji! MH I inualclant New oik Times mlrf i'Kr HHii'H'l ii 'a't Tho rvenl I,roWem of riul Hi CI J' ' v 'fi l Irof Bilnartl h Mmae In his Inter- HI SHI I' J tl! ! J cxtlng book UllmiMs of Chin i and T I i ff J ij J i lilnene Uoinea ' ilescilbea the fuil of HIiSIi'tI V J? I the 1 oor ilasaes of t hlmse Clmiionl HI vl . T it1 J Is uaed onl) t the well-todo foi iho HI 1 WIS or u pile of straw mid twigs labor!-bbbbI.Iii labor!-bbbbI.Iii j.i. 5 Jlflr 1 ouxb gntheted from tin roadside i cure-HliS'i cure-HliS'i il Wr'J f nt the woodpile and toul ellir of i HI i f HillS v tern citllltutlon the looking totes HI il'l 1 vl-1?', ! i.nl utenalls uie contrived to utllUe ' Hli II i ' ' t I tv 5 particle of heat emitted from tin. Mi I I 2 !? if: In-ht material In our greul coiluti') Hlll) )m ls!l " ates Prof Moise with Its long I LH Jul 5 iiii ti t etr jK "' ' 'rlcntul blindness and lu- i l,l J CP, (5 1 !.' ij. In not enuctlng mid enforcing 1 (hi lt 'tit I 1 roper laws for the pieseitatlon of the LBitP I if S S r' '" " wl" "ot '" mi"i generu-:i! generu-:i! ll jj, 'fi f Is before able bodied merUiitiH Hliul iir l , 1; 1 " ' 1,e """ Pckll '"' de 1 1 liutes and sBsl' " Vi I'll i iid no,ls along the loa I In order to sHlit'n '$ 11 t l tllLlr dinner ' Thin redlcllon HI 8 'i' I i ' 1(I ntartllnt: terlfltntion in remit sBsl'rlJ ii ' " hi.ii the v ealthy hate bun sm-saga sm-saga ' j I I ifli I r "18 '(1 'hade trets the iooi of thla Hll3i' I ' ll. I c v.urilng avvuy llu tpllutera and P " !!'' 1 1 la of the subw a construction and 8' !ii ll i a ige portion of our Faetiru popula-j popula-j 0,1 I r !t S ' using villous makeshift subati- I sHlti'. !f r ' m 2 ' " for "e convenient uithracltt saHl&llV!i)k!i''4H ifi I 1 mem experience loiiilinin fin sH WMtT Mill 1 ' nnlly the It nth fullj ruiliised bv saKI'ltlitf h ti omists since Jevons and by oeute sHuTiltli?' Ill nil rv era like Prof. Morse th u the fuel sHfSVi'lA We I I of the woild Ie HtrU tl limit d saHIlt l-i'j ' flhH ' 'h' coal eupply relutlv . I near ex. sHUK 13 J IS!1! ' "tlon Th lesson of cionomy en-Him! en-Him! ' t iv I i ' d by our recent condition of panic il Ii. h i f easily be the most Important l r i fl Ji h,n" ' th strike .t- ork HJl ' r iK i Jv L- """ Po"' H9 ' j ( Diseased lyes in Schools. sHl'At' !,,( ?i'Wi I r' ie 'tn)m of Dr Leierle of the sHu" rt j " ll III I '' ltn hoird About the spttad ot tra- saV'ii il' Dl !' I "lia ln tn ''''hooH hr ill put pa- j,L(, S i i1 is everywhere on the i uitard In sHl ll U, 1' ' r y-" achools which tl nt u doc Ha fi 'i v i ' ' exumlncd last spring tint tiund sW ll II Hi I, 1 ' (hlldien eurferlnt from thin tonii I Hf J " US' i' i - s dlseas which crut i here LHr? L 'ii .( I ' ''' E11H 1'land before Uk inthoil ' 1 ,. ? '' ' kn "' ! dangerous cha i i r ir ,i L ii 1 1 " reat pievalonce among Inmlgmnts il Mull "u i southern and eastern Lui i rhe P A 'VTiHl m rnce to it at the Irnmiuatinu )( Hnf'.IJC ' and the Ignmunce or in.m I II ill B mil '' 'n wllch It has bien spin! is ' 1? '!' ' JS tiachoma Is u granulation of r' VA dSSil ' t elide Theie la a granulation if Srl,i Mil " da which while itglnful Is n t ili t U Si 'Si ' ' elooug nor espaelall) dngeroue hW 'll Et Vll ' ' ,n distinction between the two l ilir Mfc Inf (Si "I wout ixcept to phjslrlinj Tr i ll'h) rlSltin; c a is contihioue and n neglected saWi'S'li it IJ' K M ' 3 ' to . to al lc a of aiclit It Is Hjjj vfj'4 r jfli cojrtmuuiv.jted, as ophthalmia Is, by the i I 'ill HMHtaaL 1 use of common towels In tenement houses factories and public places It 1 Is even ,harned that In the ejrlv das I of the disease here the medkal Inspectors Inspec-tors In the schools spread the tontnglon bt examining the eyes of children with theh buie lingers and then passing fiom ihlld to chill without disinfecting their hands Brook!) n Eagle Umbrellas and City Ethics. Stlrnd by the news that an umbrella Iiuiir on n Hoboken feilct for lite hours on 8unda without being moleited ( hhugo has bun tiylng expcilment" to tist lis own honesty An umbrella ex losed In a quiet North Side stitet ttae captuied and lescued three times In half an hour One left In Htati street disappeared tor keeps" within set en minutes Xew ork Worl 1 luipieselvences ot Silence. A stranger came along our way, to I'o hick on the i rick lie wasn t very hiimlsome sn he wasn t ureised so slick And when he struck the general itore ho iilletl set down t scmlii to l drlnkln' In the wisdom of the town lie heard us tslk about the strike mil what It col fill beef And argue hvw the tnrlrt eon! 1 be made toltrlng rllif An snmctlraes whvn we thought our clo. iiicnie his Ilea 1 1 had atlrred He slmplv looked us over an he never aald a word He surelv waa the quietest ol chap we Ite got to lookln on hlin with a superstitious super-stitious awi Pur am body who coal 1 sit an listen such a I H--Well what us fellers knew was less than wltnl lied iteun forgot o we made up a cnmnulteo an we loll blm how mankind Was stiffirln rur opinions frvm his fine ii n massive tnlnd He simplv took a iem 11 twtx his linger nn' his thumb An in irie is all feel foolish cause the man was deaf and dumb -Washington Star Thirty Minutes of Laughter The popular pastor, Met Newton Dtvlght Itlllls sajs we should all de-tote de-tote a half hour each da) to laughter 11, doesn t rliliri that It should be con denet-d lntot single cackling bunch of enjivment I lit no doubt would permit It lo be scattered along through the dav a ttlgale here and a guffin there with a wild rhuckle In between Of coura, nun can I liuith na the htenas laugh If he is a well balanced liersnn lie requires a little irtlllclnl nl 1 as an encourager bout the only hu man lelng who can make h stagger at a fixed smile Is the ballet dancer and eiertbodv knows Its slmplj a pnit of her make up Mr IIIIIIs Is all right Ills advice Is good The world would turn better to the music of MiiRhttr But It must be healthy laughter the kind that shakes jou up and sets jour pulses to throbbing throb-bing and stretcher jour faclil muscles and causes toil to radiate good feeling And now bring on your laughter en couragera the rare sort who make mirth Infectious and whose own laugh-U.r laugh-U.r '" -ulck contagion Cleveland Plain Dealer Queen Lil a Problem Mlluokalinl la t problem She Is much too prominent In Hawaiian affairs af-fairs Rhe Is n bit of old rotaltv some-whit some-whit mlschletouslj surviving un ler American conditions She speaks to the citizens of an American Territory differing little In status from Oklahoma mil Arlrona as If he were their Queen She holds her little court quite feirlessly She will not be re.ognlzed ns a roval pel son nt t, a,hlngton but i-he Ins reached a point where she caies little about tint so long ns she has a chance of getting her own wav In Ilauull lecognltlon of her Unci claim would help her materials In mulntaln Ing her stite In Honolulu It mas be neceesarj klndls but flrmlt to restrain her effort to retamp the rojal shoes of Kameheniehi the Orcat Under the circumstances she can hardly hope to le persona ratl4 , Washington -Vew 101k Mall ami l'xpiee The Open Sky. I'nderneath the open skv 1 would let the world go hy, l-verv shred of baraearng I apslng with the swallow s wing f u" scrap from care gre loom Vanishing amid the bloom Pter ttssiii of regret Pnellng like the mlsu thsl fret lleigiii nnd hollow tie the morn In the Orient is born rterv grief or old or new Soothed lit pods unchinglng blue, And the hush song of the rill In the shadow of the hill Where the tieech lughs whisper so lenler lovlnglj ond low 1 very doubt dispelled nnd blown fcveu from th tlslon-sone B the airs as kind as cheep Through the I tiled Hilda ot sleep, 1-tert fear transmuted to Hopes as prismv as the dew tnd the old earth-Joy tgeln riuodlng soul and heart and brain, t nderneath thei oien sky 1 would lei ihe world go h I -Clluion Scollard in Alnelee s "Wealthy ntul Wonderful " It haa lieen teij pertlnenllj nig-gested nig-gested thut the terms 'wealth) ind wonderful be substituted for wild and woiillj In speaking of the great aUiundlng West If there la anj advantage ad-vantage In a definition that clerlnes or a description that deeorthes this sub. stltutlon should be mude The new civilization that dominates the test legion le-gion ptactlcnlli unknown half a cen-tui cen-tui ago is shown by a lecent Incident obscived ten miles from u Kunsus town nnd thus leluted In the Souths . Lompinlon A farmer riding under an uwnlng on a sulk plough met at the end of his fuirou the rui il null w igon ihe clilver tosi the fanner a bundle of mall an I as the team took up it stead) course Iwck acrow the half-mile Held the fanner unfolded the dall) paper printed that morning WO miles awa and read of the hippen-Ings hippen-Ings In China and the new of the political polit-ical campaign Trul) there U noth. Ing suggestive of a 'wild anl woolly West in this picture Weiitht and wonderful' will do -Portland Orego-n Orego-n In n Oold ln the Carpet At Klngiran Dr Burkett i dentist. h newel the carpet on hlu ortlce floor The oil carpet had been In use several tenrs and the doctor believed that considerable con-siderable gob' had accumulated In It, as pa i tide of that metal rty away from the tools when dentists are working work-ing with It He win the carpet to a refining establishment at Chicago and It panned out" H7 Kansas Clt) Journal Losses in the Special Studies Sniisilcs Jut compiled hs Seeretart L-irson of the School bcird show a maiked decrease in tjie number nf pu pile who hate elected to take what are known as the special studies In the Chlcet.0 public schools The decrease Is tf special Interest to educators and r hcol authorities at this time as ' showing an unmistakable drift towarl i ilje fundamentals of whet may be re taided as an English ommon school i 1 1 atlon 1 h m ut significant decrease Is found ' n tin s'ud) of i.eiinan where a loss of 40 er rem shown Only 10 :il pu i plis ,f ltd the study of German this ' t,ir as against IJ 119 last )ear In ' ma ual irvinlng cooking and the dn i ' it tl ie is also , onsiderable i h n tl e nun ber of puj lis eeri 1 " li In driwing hnw. i ct i ir re is a in rkel in reasi mdl- 1 LHHH....M Cjlirr- wh t H In ibtlesi i uid spread t i ) t I i.t i t s i i th f a l iltul i ut ii1-one ' th sen I ili In a i(uri of trjinlng designed tr ievelop the irreefttve and creative faculties of the pupils Music also shows a slight Increase while the enrollment In the kindergartens kindergar-tens Is alread) 40 per cent greater than the high water mark of last eai This iHtter Inciease may be reasonabl) at-tnbuted at-tnbuted to the reorganization anl unl-flntlon unl-flntlon of the entire free kindergarten sstem upon a basis that cannot fall to secure better results than was possible possi-ble tinder the old plan Chicago Hec-oid-IIerJld Pleasant Alternative An amusing stor) Is told of a man condemned to deujh recently In Prance who was asked according to custom I what he would prefer for his last meal Ho chose mussels which though his 1 favorite dish always ho suld caused I him a terrible Indigestion This time however ho added grimly 'they will not have the chan e Buffjlo Courier Only a Clip A short time ago i-onio one put on the mniket un Ingenious device for hoi ling loose sheets of impel together It took the place of the pip eats the Ni loik Press lly shoit time Is meant a mutter of some live or six Seais loduy there are more then twent) different kin Is nf cllts selling fiom BO cents per 1000 to 25 tents per 100 and cotisldeinble n Hal Is Invested In theli manufacture The same gen i nil irlnclple Is followed In all und It Is assumed that each Improvement Is patented Tori orations have been formed tn make nothing but clips and comiwtltlon la lively The original patentee pat-entee will no doubt become a million-ulie million-ulie though he tnav make onl) 1 cent on ench 1000 sold It Is the simple little lit-tle Insignificant dirt-cheap Intention lhat brings the hlg returns something so Inexpensive that nil the millions of us want It Obeyed Orders 'What was the cause of that awful racket and disturbance 111 our oltlce Just lwfore jou came9 asked one of the tenants on the third floor ott know that joung row boy that came yesterday to begin th study of law with me" sold the other t.cs Well I thought he might as well be. gin nt the bottom anl I told him that when he came down this morning the 111 st thing for hlin to do would be to elein out the office Hi found half i dozen fellows there waiting for mc but he did It all right Chicago Tribune The Womon nnd Her Face. Once upon n time n woman had a quarrel with her features beciuse the) made uglj faces at her when she looked In the glaa She scoldel and scolde I but It nil did no good 1 Inall) she snt in fiont of her minor and with touge powder and black pen ell went dellberntel) to work to show her face how wmng It was and succeeded suc-ceeded After a tlm she smiled i smile of In tense satisfaction tn I her face smiled plasantly back at her Moral It Is better to mike up than to continue differences Minneapolis Times Perception of Facts What Is Ihe waj to nuccess weask the great men Thej cannot tell us Thej know what upheld them In everj emergencj but thej cannot define It It was Ihe sense of proportion It measured plumber every circumstance nnd guaged ever) condition It weighed relative values irmteil.il and human It knew character when It found It and sifted Ihe wheat from the chaff It recognized rec-ognized opportunltj and it likewise made the most of It Cosmopolitan Her Brand A coiresponlent writes Two wo men were strong supporters of a local co operative store but one das as one of them wa passing down the street she wus sen prised to sec her frlen I coming nut of a licensed grocers shop I thocht Mrs Dioor )e wis i member mem-ber o the Co was her lematk So I nm but die ye ken this there nae shop tn Mesca I get sic nice beef ham is In here Snnn dajs later Mis Hroon a friend went Into this shop to lui) a sample of beef ham On entering the shop she asked the man If he would give her n pun o the beef ham Mrs Hroon gets heie V quiet smile stole over the shopman luce Oh jes said he I can ohlcege jou Hit you hroeht a bottle wt jou" 'Glasgow 'Glas-gow Evening Times High Heels on Men's Shoes loung men who like to have the Ii test wrinkle In dn s are strutting about New ork eli on abnoimall) high heels The) aie not higher In pin portion than thaae worn h in) lad) of fashion hut the) look peculiar under the extensive shte nf the average healthy American vniith These extin high heels wen'made onl on expensive expen-sive shoes but the cheaper shoemakers have taken up the fad and now the average shoe dealer usks his masculine customer whethi r he wants high or low heels The high-heeled shoe gives the wearer something of the nppeurance of a cow bo j or vaquero und the swagger with which he must perforce move about on hi heels carries out the ie-semblance ie-semblance It is not believed the style will survive the Bret slippery daj when ley sidewalks will challenge the wearer of uch heels to walk safely along If he can Detioit Free Press Whistled While He Woiked John lamsou the Joiner who old odd Jobs in u Scotland vllluge wus employed em-ployed bj the schoolmaster to do some repalilng uccoidlng to the Chicago Chionlele Hie worth) pedugogue himself him-self was sui ei Internum, the oierution while John gajlj whistled ankee Doe Tie and kept time to the tune with his i lane I "ay John says the schoolmaster ' If )e muun w hustle can e no w hustle ii miiir godl) tune than that" Ver) vveel dominie' relumed the Jolnei and he slow I) moved his plane up and down to the mournful strain of the Old Hundred The dominie watched him in silence for ii few minutes and then In a rentier tone whlsitred I sa) John did the guld wife hire ie b the da or by the Job-John Job-John slowly finished ih verse he was whistling then laid down his plane anl I C lied B) the da) of course Oln that i the ease then I m think-Ing think-Ing ye had belter start ankee Doo-die Doo-die ugaln Then he left A Good Tempeninco Drink Is hard elder a temperance drink' asks the visitor nf the farmer who Is pouring apples Into the elder press It Is as the farmer while a lem-inisceni lem-inisceni smile lilts across hi fare It Is I reckon that after a man sobers un off of hard eider he I fuller of remorse anl readier for ihi pledge than after surroundln almost anv oilier kind of loj piodl or -Malllmore Arpeiican Piomtsliifr for the Tenors Three tenors while recently strolling In Pails began to talk nf their engagements engage-ments for the coming season I in going to Rio Janeuo answer! one of his i imp in on So am I answeret the other on lhats vei) queer said the first speaker for I m going there too They then compatel notes and" find- j Ing that the same theatilcal manager ha1 ngaged each of them thes allid on htm i nd askel for an explanatirn 1 Jin t sic why anj of you hould i he dissatisfied, he rplled. Jte en- iagt 1 ea h of ou betati I Ion t want to be left w theui t i ji In I lo Jinelro It Is vers i bab that be fore vou arc arellmat J there )ellovv fever will carry oft two of ou. and wouldn t I be In a nice fix then If I hadn t a third tenor on hand? New lork Times. Indian Girl's Itetort. One of the most richly deserved retorts re-torts that I have ev met with was that of a loux girl at the Hampton institute in-stitute not long since A sill) vltltor to the school went up to the lnagnlll-cen' lnagnlll-cen' redsklnned belle and said Are you civilised" The Bloux raised her head slow It from her work she was fashioning a breadboard bread-board nt the monent and replied, 'No, are you New Voik sun Modem Surgery our modern surgeon of note Is a ' sterile man 1 he operating room almost al-most hermetically sealed and at tern-peiatuie tern-peiatuie of 100 degrees or theieabout Is purified dally by means of a hose thiowlng t solution of bichloride of increui) over celling walls and floors Ihe surgeoi unites In an ante-room In his civilian s garb He is i squired to be lean eh iv en like a monk su)s the New ork Press Ills clothes aie removed re-moved Two attendants In the sterilizing steriliz-ing room hand him a while duck gown teaching from collar to heel nnd n cowl of the same mnterl il which covers tightly ever) part of hi head except cjes noie nnd mouth The sleeves of the gown rench to his elbow He In-cusei In-cusei his hands ln the thinnest finest sterilized rubber gloves These garments gar-ments are handed to him In sterilized tonijs There hns been no human contact con-tact Thus equipped he Is prepared to saw and slice "Talked About." Tho neighbors talktd about her nearly ever) where ihev met The) talked about hr till she died the) talk aboit her set The high and low all s eke of her as ill I the oil und )oung And ver gossip tossel her name upon r humble tongue 'Twa she who kissel the bibs first and Mat its haj is hinh Tnas she who helped to guide Its feet through all the paths of earth Twas she who watched beside Ihe bed whereon the dslni, la) Tsas she who southed the stricken friends when one was called away The neighbors talked about her nearlv ever) where ihe met They talked about h,r till she die! the tall, about her vet They talked about her wondrous hands her heart so full of love nd now the angels talk of her who dwells with them nbive Mxon Waterman In L t W Bulletin Tattooing Usurping Place of Rouge In November Pearsons a unique use for tattooing which was first suggested to the hreat expert m this art b) an Lnpllshwoinan is thus described One of the most dating feats In tattooing tat-tooing ev er attempted successful!) t Iz , an attempt to produ e on the cheeks of woman on nll-the )ear-tound delicate deli-cate pink complexion was accom pllshed b Sutherland Macdonald A lad) tired of constant!) rousing her cheeks applied to him for a remed), and hinted that this might be found ln the needles ot the tattoolst It Is t)plcal of the man that Instead of experimenting on others he should have Immediate!) become hl own victim vic-tim and a decided!) Incongruous little patch of the palest pink cin be seen on his rihht cheek Just below the ee to this day a patch which gives him quite a hectic and pathetic-lntalld appearance appear-ance when he le seen In profile For some little time he experimented through all shares of vermilion und carmine hsfore he hit on the exict tint which he wanted. One can well Imagine the Immense skill required for so delicate an opein-tlon opein-tlon as a tingle mark either In the wrong spot or put too heavily Into the skin would have meant disfigurement , to the ladj for life but the experiment wus altogether a successful one and the fair sitter left his studio bearing Ihe freshest and daintiest of complexions complex-ions one warranted not to wash off and one that would list her to the end of her dajs Hie news of this great discovery must have spregd rapldl) for It Is an open secret lhat the artist has since then treated nt his stu llo many women who are anxious for complexions that will endure Reading for Oirls I could not Insist too much upon th on!) principle which should actuate a girl In her reading or for that matter a man fn his Ii should be i generous curloslt) to know the thing nnd the manner of It and not a selfish greed for Information, It should be educative rather than Instructive For this rea-son rea-son I would urge the mall whom I am all this time Imagining as fail as she Is good and eager as she is Innocent to shun Lists of Hundred llest t!00k: nnd the like These are often the Inventions of vulgar and mediocre mind at the liest of aiadeninle minds They make choice for their leaders In a domain ' where their will ahould be freest an I tacltl) pledge them to It on pain of beting be-ting found iiereons of bad taste Hut no one should reud any book a proof of good taste To do that la to detital-lie detital-lie the whole affair and lender It me-chanlial me-chanlial it is better to lead an In-lerlor In-lerlor book wuh est and Joy than i upi!or book without cither Indeed not to go too fur in u. waj where dan- I Hr. i ?ne ,"d lecoMilsa the fact I that Inferior authors minister to Infe-rlor Infe-rlor readers and thut this Is i lobublv I one reason wh) both i-viat In .mf, ' great numbers Ueeldes a vast deal lhat le sweetest and loveliest In liura tuie lies uulte outside of the books which aie pui into lists of the Hun. died Bet It Is to be founl n, ,, ""SS.'. 8"id-Bes the Ten Thou, sand Third Ui Often It lurks "b-fSur'uy,'." "b-fSur'uy,'." ""K'neiit, or fugitive pee. the half-connlous beauts of jtrtlsiii who have known how to do out oi two things and have exhausted their HCT.'Basar"-"'- 1,OH"" ' History Repeated In th latest Australian mining news, sus the London Dally Chronicle there Is an account of the discover) of a talimbl. golden leef In a euiloui fashion, A do(. out walking with hi master, a farmer chase 1 nni cnught a kangaroo In the struggle the ground sot torn up and when the farmer a"-rived a"-rived on the ene hi ee detected some expoted specimens of golden quartz Further e ,rch revealed a rlib jeef. and Ihe fanner s bank balance has been considerably increased b) his dog's nht with ihe kangaroo Thlrtv ?-"' J .1 '"n I'roJuctlve Australian gold Meld was discovered through a short-lemrered seiiler seising the near est stone and thiowlng It at his dog lleturnlng good for evil the dog I brought tre smm hack to It master In ' its mouth The man looked at It u I w a '"hip of quaitz thickly studded Th Trolley Omnibus I The tro ey omnibus Is about to be n. I trnduced Into this rountr) In New En land Thl very useful i plication of dectrlclt) enables u,i omnibus to be-come be-come an automobile b) taking current through a flexible chle from a double trolls, overhead The liolley I either a dmible-rwle trollej of the regular sort or a small carriage that Is movel along th wire In advance of ihe omnibus ' propelled by a little motor nf it own I say the Tiadesimn Th motnrrnan of i he omnibus regulates the speed of trolley carriage as well a that of the larger vehicle This form of electric ' vehicle is useful on roads wh-re n I would n t pay o construct a tn k The trvkls trrilij lino tan al te operated i clt d on sirena whrr a ir4 k wou d noi be pen llted I r ex arm le t heie stre ts nre too n irrow or clou drives or park-wajs oi boulevards boule-vards It earl be Installed at ompara live light expense and made to pnj well when travel exists onlj at certain pe rlod of the sear, as for example at summer resorts. A good macadam road Is requisite for the countr) line The power can he purchased from some neat by central siatlon lighting company com-pany The Fnther's Hand, I am a child In the darkness A Utile frightened child The winds are moaning about me And the storm In my heart Is wild Mv fear would Increase to terror Onlv whenever I stand It Is mine to feel for m comfort The clasp of my Fattier s hand Dut) haa orderwl tne forward, But I am afraid to go, Tl c work Is loo great for m) doing. So little 1 see and know nd vet 1 can rind m courage And obey mv Lords cemmand An! 1 m i oi afraid to go onward With the clasp of my Fathers hand It Is Hue that the end Is coming A d m mjslcrs like a shroud, Hings over ihe parting waters, I should fear to enter the cloud, Bui that Is in) happ) secret ts 1 wad uwhlle on the strand. Closer an! n moie tender (Irows ihe el isp of my rather s hand Slniliinne frnrnlngham In christian W orld - A "Man of Steady Habits " It was a. very nngr) man who met on acquaintance on the street the other du I thought ou told mc that D was a man of stead) habits ' were hi tlrst words following the usual siluta-tlon siluta-tlon ' I said I required a man of nbo-lutely nbo-lutely stead) habits nnd sou were ver positive In jour assurance that tho man In question was such nn one ' Welt bus he piovcd otherwise" W h) man he Is drunk nil of tho time In fact I do not think he has drawn a sober breath since he has been with me Then what are jou Jumping on mc for' jour own statement bears out Just what I toll jou about him I have Known D for the past ten months and 1 know that he has been drunk nil of that period and If that Isn t being a. man of stead) habits I d like to know what It Is New ork Times Slam's Crown Prince. M'e clear!) owe our best respects to the Crown Pilnce of Slam who has come to Melt us There Is a more or less pretalent disposition to poke fun at this royal tisltor chlefl) on account of his Jaw -breaking name and the somewhat some-what remote countr) he halls from It desert es to be borne In mind however that he Is entitled to rank not only as a Ptlnce of the Hood roj il but as a gentleman and a scholar who repre sent the highest tspe of Western i iv llltatlon grafted upon tint of the Orl ent He has been educated it Fton Oxford and Ihe rojal mllltars college at Sandhurst He talks Fngllsh per fectl) possesses a profound knowledge of all the Greek awl Latin classics nnd has written and published u ei) clever book To his fine intellectuil equipment he adds the best of manners which have made him persona grata at all the courts of Furope Clearly n Prince possessing all these attainments i not to be sneezed at vihen he comes among us Boston Herald The Bore of Opera Of the twS-scasonK I much prefer the Newport to the New ork reason In that dellkhtful little ctj bs the nca we lend far more wholesome lives than we can possibly lead In New York In the first plate, we are in the open nlr a larye part of the time, then too. no matter what the newspapers may say nl out our extravagance we do simplify there a good deal To m the mo-t trying try-ing feature of the New York winter Is the opera I detest grand opera and I hold W agner ln horror And jet twice n week regularly I sit In mj box I often blame msself for aubmlttlng to this dreadful tyrenn) The memorj of those dreadful Wagnerian performances at the Metropolitan opera-hoiiae gives me a kind of wenkness The oftener I hear Wagner a operas the more I loathe them- I know of course plent) of tvo- ) men who pretend that the) do but then women aie always pretending about I something I often marvel at th e poor J ireatures who go to the opera house' und stand at the back through a Wag ner oiieia And the) don t hive to do It letause it Is expected of them either 1 suppose thev reall) must like It Poor things' Confesslona of a Society Woman In Ainslees The Railway Beautiful The work clone ,bv out railroad has been of great. value because so wile!) extended Those who travel are carried from one pot of beauty to another In some rases the whole line of the road has been Imptnved h pUntlng choice tiees and ornamental shrubs One of our Western roads is lined for several hunlreds of miles on both sides with supeib chestnuts and evergreens sass the Sew mk Inderendent The re-movnl re-movnl of the unslghil) and the suggestion sugges-tion of c leanllneis about the depots has been special!) useful Improvement be-ome be-ome a paulon Near such depot cottage cot-tage are sure to be neat and ) arils ileanl) This class of tmpiov.ment neicssarll) Involve tho conventional and that It not ulv ay a bad thing In n village W can enjoy reading the name nf a station In clum hell Color anl contrast ale perhap the main thing A gioup of handiome shrubbery of lilac or welgella with plenty of loses cheers the llml traveler and gives him something pleasant lo think I about " Photography Anton? Mountain Peaks I An expert Photogiupher in his urili lo on thl subject In the Novembi r Peir sons gives the following In reganl to liking photo aiming Alpine pc iks Ihe Aiguilles of .Mount Bluu of nil the lis are the happiest huinlnc,-gro,nd huinlnc,-gro,nd of the climbing camera cxicit Hugh pinnacles push their lock) cresta tluuugh the everlasting snow to heights v trying between 11 oo and IJ000 feet und they ma) safely he called the most dllllcult peaks In Lit-rje Lit-rje A strong but light camera I ub olutel) necemary for such asieuts nnd tlu photographic climber who ue film and presses the button lens Ing some IrresiKinslble pel son to do there", the-re", had better leuve his canieia lie-hln lie-hln 1 hlin Notwithstanding the extra weight glass pi ilea uie a necessity for large Bueeessfiil pinnies m high altitudes It is advisable to hive seveinl leusea of loig and medium focus as well a one embruclng h spei tally wide ingle for use In irmllned situation but bewnie of too luxurious expense In this illiei. lion for the best lens le likely to be damaged If dropped Into a cievasie or loun a few thousand fest of ro k l.v -is thing must be of tlii slmilest d s ilptlon und easll) munlpuliiteel l. cuue at great height one never feels equal tn worrying ovei minute details The Queen of Spain's Love-Story The Spanish court has In the last few dajs supplied a bouquet of extraordinary extraordi-nary stories of that peculiar lurldnes and Improbability that we are h. c us-tomed us-tomed to onl) In dlspatrhe Irom len-na len-na and hlnnghal the two eenten which since the death of the Ian Ann mas hold the lecord for frtllt of in. venilon The point of these storle Is the surtllngly new light n which in-King in-King und the Queen mother nf Brain ire et fonh to the wcrld yet when one i-nect on the wild posslbllitim nf the Hahtburg blood and its past vugn ties one is led lo imilse befoie dl n 1 Itlrg the whole Isle a a men pif-re of sensational nonsense rlrst we un told that the Queen mother nuiMinj c hem we hive been accustom, d ti loiir upor as u shy pietist of a win chii our and Inhuman tyre i, ,in , ,, me of romanu who w uli tmv v on tho heart of Alexandre Duma The i, ci Ii v l ili ei rel lo hat fallen d, i ly In lov e w hen she wasn mere gli 1 with a cei'an ( ount de la Escosura, Ihe two ferveit hearts plighting etcr-nad etcr-nad troth Then dire necessltj overtook them for the 1 rlncess waa compelled I to make one of hose reluctant l-jar-I i lilies of rtate that tulte so much tilt off flie rosel gingerbread nnd the blt-tnness blt-tnness of separation had to be endured Alter n long Interval It Is said that the two severed hearts nre once more Joined tho Queen, having discharged her Hate dutle In ptoduclns and real-Ing real-Ing un heir to the thione has decided that I Is her turn now, and has ninr-giinatltnll) ninr-giinatltnll) mairled her Count, so tho slnij sujs o i her re ent visit to Austria Aus-tria If this be true we most sincerely wish them all happiness, according to the tradition of similar fulry tales Harpers' WeclJv Tho Price to Pay. A paragraph In the Record from Jill-fonl, Jill-fonl, Del , to the effect that contracts hate been closed for the bodies of 8000 birds to be killed for New York milliners milli-ners lias Inspired tho following verses, contributed by a bird lover: t Think what n prlen lo pny, Facrs so bright and ga). Just for a hat Flowers unvlslted mornings unsung Tea ringes bare of the wings that o crew cr-ew ung Bared Just for thatl ' II Think of the others, too. Others and mothers too, Bright escs In Kit! Hear sou to mothers groan floating In air. Hear vou no little moan blrdllngs despair de-spair Somewhere for that? Ill Caught 'mid some mother work, Torn bv a hunter Turk, Just for jour hat! Plents of mother heart yet In the world, AH the more wlnc.s lo tear, carefully ' twirled. Women wunt that? IV Oh hut the shame of It! Oh' but the blame of It, Price or a hat' Just for the Jauntlnesa brightening the street' This Is tour halo Oh faces so sweet-Death" sweet-Death" And for that' 1 hlladelphla Record Changed Their Names. John W Gates the noted speculator, Is frequently Importuned b) nil sorts of people for tips on the market Sometimes Some-times he gives them, sometimes he does not as would be natural to a majorlt) of men Not man) months since he was walking up Fifth nvenue when a woman wo-man friend aald Oh Mr Ontes wont sou give me a good tip' ' Bus Steel and Wire" answered Air Gates Some time afterward Mr Oates met the same woman on Fifth avenue with two black poodles 'Oh Mr Gates, ' she said ' I want to thank jou so much' 1 made enough to spend three months on the continent I bought these poodles ln Paris guess what I have named them" What" asked Mr Oates smiling Steel and Wire ' she replied emll-lnc emll-lnc much to Mr Gates amusement What shall 1 buy now" she asked ' Steel and Wire," said Mr Gates A few weeks later Mr. Gates met her again on Fifth avenue 'That was a fine tip jou gave me, Mr Oates ' she sal 1 ' W hj " he asked ' I lost all I made, and more besides I have changed the names of thoe poo-dies poo-dies "What do ou call them now?' In-quired In-quired Mr. Gates 'The Lambs," she replied, with a smile Chicago Chronicle Physiology nnd Hustle From Chicago come the proposal that the suburhnn dweller shall breakfast break-fast upon a trollej dining car In order that he may save the half hour (or Is It onlj ten minutes In Chicago") lost In breakfasting at home By this plan the coming millionaire Jumps out of bed nnd boarding the trolley car finds that hi pievlously ordere 1 breakfast Is ready for him and bv the time he hna eaton it he Is landed at his office ready for business Hut the physician anl the ordlnarj human ruminant must In amazement ask Why hate any home at all? What Is the use of marriage and children all the old fashioned w i)8 and nil the ridiculous old things such as health religion ethics poetrs, lote peace and Ihe rest' W hj not hate meals serted In the office and sui ply ones self with a palmt desk, which at the en 1 nf the business da, bj a. push of a hutton Is tiansformel Into a bed? If sleep Is slow In coming under such circumstances the hjpo. dermic man' Is at the command of the telephone When digestion falls ns It Is likely to do after a few jears nf ma-chine ma-chine feeding chemlstij will probably supplj nil foods In n pre digested stale, and nnjwny hy that lime the 'pile' will have been mnde It Is not ndde 1 that perhaps hs lhat time the great phsslologlst Death may have an lm-fortant lm-fortant question to ask American Medicine Bring Children to the City. Modern Ideas In pedagogy advocate bringing the child In dliect contact with the object of study For this icn-son icn-son our city ehlldri n are taken to the country to stud) the birds Mowers mil rorextH In their nitlve habitat Frequent Fre-quent excursions nre made to the s md dune of South hlcigo and to the heights of highland imrk The tits child In taiikht to know and lote the country For similar reasons the country ihlld should know something of the Kus und bi llllu.it life e f the i Ity The Idea Is ul. lead) gaining ground In the rust, where children fiom the rur il districts or Stwllniiipshlie are taken to Boston under Intelligent suiervlslon nnd nl-owed nl-owed t0 set the sights UJ t la Instructive and entertaining Chlca-M Chlca-M Chronicle She Probably Know. AAhcn Mr Goolheart came home to supper lit found Mis Ooodheurt In a stale akin to desrnndency, which tvim quite unusiiil with her Whs, u v dear what Is tho mutter' mut-ter' In iinxlously Inquliid Mattel i nouj.li ' said sin ' Our servant ser-vant has left us nnd he-ro la i letter from saiah imatlge saying slie will be, hett tnmoiiow and cxiects to tnj over Sunlaj with us What nn earth I to I done ' Oh that will bo nil right" said Mr tloodlieirt Iliunld can net ns dining-room dining-room wnlter Millie can be maid ir all work anl you can bo cook You know sou aie a good one We vlll get along snlinmlngl) Mr'rll ",.hnt ."'" lou ,loT' Inquired Mrs Gondhenrt ' re bed' '" h" 'h """''""n " he erj well we will U-J nur 1 1 in Kdmund she nld checifullj t I am afraid we shall nil feel rather owk-word owk-word In rail uniici tlslnmed roles Mr Ooodheurt ajs she waa i cheer-fill cheer-fill a a laik all the nmuliiier of Ihe evening -New t.orl 'iimea A Holiday in Bed I was told the other day fas Wo-nians Wo-nians Life of H d.rlib.m novel way In vvhlrh two hospital nuit.es spent their viratlon ilospltul nursing Is viy arduous for Ihe hours arc long mil the two glils wne Ihoioughlj worn out "Iliey went off to n se mi plice thej took rooms and tin v went to bed People were surplsod when thej did lint go downslnlis and It wis feared Ihey weie III t,s ,en th,. lundl idy vvent in-stalrs -he was told very quietly that ill y were quite well lt that they meant to etaj there for min du)a W hen thes d 1 c , "" taken w Uk a ,) plUD.'' et thes spent th r v , all rS J nets and nun, , J'"i bet. the way th i ok' J ,h r fr turned to town Tn jrh tV men for mo I , . " "lutM. In for what the ' J.jl1 nitj selves and t am j v ,. ,'1,0l"it more Hied th , , jJ'niMto The Porous Erlv, , The latest thing m r , brck Lay it 1 1 i!" futl ' th. , let It soak up" 'Tl5 i und let It so k someml1"! seems to hate on hand ii .' t and smell, lk(, th tr" ' " t, ,. motor It la re ay to ihl0' supposed to bu ,f,T ". will thiovv out a lot of i hori tic purposes it might -V '. other forms and Mo JC,. e 2 the way It could b , "?'? Thl a ride across thL lotelv.i. M slal The Porous cubTmte' l In a portable fui tuu, J?,1 8.M h sleigh, and then I ' vfv' ,",' part)', the same brl i .vllo uuht'bc,orsbeUs""ob"M.b; toV,n3aUsefut,hrnicrik' raPn0dnSpe,nnVea!errUS |
