Show LOCK HI EH OUT 11 Illi CALLS ILS POLICE Hel SlI t Counsels I l. l Moderation to In Husband Gron ii I lc tl As s a preserver o of domestic peace ace the lie police force Curce is often oren called upon While the lie members ers of the force do donut nut lul pose O C as aM instructors on In the art ml of how liow to live l e happily though marl red they are are always alwa's willing to give gl e sea sea- advice ml to hubl hubby or 01 wife when one lne is in jn rouble with Hi th th other half hair of or the family The following telephone tel tel- eI- eI ephone conversation con heard at nt the station staton sta sEa tion ton the other oilier night is a c case In point Hello 1 Yest this is Number S SWell S. S Veli Well that's too loo bad hall why Shy wont won't she abe let Jet you In Iii You You say sar you iU ate arc Irr perfect perfectly ty t- t ly y sober Well different If I you OU oti were drunk I wouldn't blame her hut but If IC you vou lU are aC sober Fin Im Im sure I dont don't what force do know the police can o. o No o. o we couldn't make malo her let lei you ou In tn Xo dont don't break real the the door In Silo She Sh could have ha c you ou arrested then Well you Ol had hail better heLel get et a room up uptown uptown 1 town 11 and she will wm miss you OU S so much mich that next time you will wili wi surel surely get Set In Without u a doubt douht This was vas the conversation on one ore one fine lne of the time phone only The he exact nature of nf the tal tale of woe can ean only onty be hue guessed The next point to be eon considered consid hl- hl ered rel would rould be this When hn sho h found fount him alon among ti the ml missing in would ouid she sho ho care I IC he ho lev never came buck back |