Gunnison Valley News | 1919-11-28 | Page 3 | 'Honk,Honk!' There you Are

'HONK, HONK!' THERE YOU ARE After That It Was Easy to Understand Where Old Lady Wanted Letter Let-ter to Go. A portly Dutch woman applied to the post office for a money order to send to her son in the far East. She told the clerk she had left her son's letter at home, but said he was "some plac,e out in China, dot sounds like der noise an automobile makes." The clerk smiled, and turning to an-Jiher an-Jiher nearby, he said : "What kind of a noise does an automobile make, Joe?" "Honk, honk !" the other suggested. "Yah, dot's it," exclaimed the wom-hii, wom-hii, her face brightening. "Honk honk, dots der plnce." So the clerk made the order payable lo Hongkong, and the woman went uway happy.