Garland Globe | 1906-12-29 | Page 6 | New Year's Resolution

New Year's Resolution. Ho hnd loved and lost. "Novor ugaln," ho sighed. "1 shall novor lovo again." "Oh, yos, you will," rejoined tho heartloss boauty. "Never again," ho repeated. "I'm going to turn over a uuw leaf nnd savo money." New Year's Rush. "You seem busy?" Interrogated the caller In the corner drug storo. "Exceedingly," replied thu druggist. "Many patrons dropping In?" "I should suy so. We gnvo out 1,000 patent-inedlcluo almanacs nnd 900 soothing-sirup enlondars In two hours." For 1906. Father Tlmo was observtid getting his hair clipped. "What Is that for?" asked tho friend. "Why, people are gotng too rapidly thoso days," explained Fnthor Tlmo, "and I want to llx It so thoy can't tnko mo by tho forelock." The Result of Observation. "Did your husband mako any Now Year resolutions?" "I hope not." answered young Mrs, Torklns. "1 huo about como to lao conclusions that Now Year resolutions moroly fret a man's conscience nnd mako him Inltublo without doing any real good." NEW YEAR'S HOSTILITIES I.xchanglng blows.