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Show eevee © wre Oe AT a - S eptember I995 Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume 1, Issue 15 MAost September Publisher John Bresee Editor David Charles Baker Production Manager &. CFO SE. Balog Data Janitor “zoned” Staff Trainer David “TwoShirts” Peck | Staff Mystic Ronny Joe Pinner Real Estate Editor AlexAnder “Alex” Miller Advertising Sales EXPERT Jimmie “The Closer” Holland Our Critic Marta “Comet” Heilbrun ane EDITORIAL 2 SAVE OUR CANYONS VETTA COMES TOPARK CITY JEREMY RANCH a" 5 6 CAST OF THE WCR os WASATCH FRONT SKI UPDATE BIG RON’S ALPINE ASTROLOGY — 8-9 10 THE EATING ESTABLISHMENT AVOCET VERTECH REVIEW _ Contributing Photographers Chris “BigHair” Murray Craig Dillon Lee Cohen Copy Editor “Julie” Uhle Intern _ 11 <2 COTTONWOOD CANYON TASK FORCE 13 CHILDHOOD IMMUNIZATIONS BULLWHEEL &LETTERS 14 15 a This spot available WGR Legal Team Brady “Slip and Fall Guy” Toensing @ COVER PHOTO BY: Chris Murray + © Location:Point of the mountain Eddy “Tort” Carrrolll, Ill, ESQ TTTT TTY Mascot Max “Big Boy” Balog it really TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $38 for two or so, $54.20 for threeish, $68.78 for approximate four years, WCR SUBS, PO BOX 8118, ALTA UT hear or read, we really do send out offer: BUY 10 SUBSCRIPTIONS for them for all your friends. *Do this and “Dr.” Baker. Back issues $2 each. happened. Stop by and ask Mr. Video available for 35,555. Wallace to shour you the photograph. Shirt used available for $7,977. rl we ' | NC CSRS IO Photoshop Psycho Kelly “WhiteBuffalo” Hancock READ ‘ $1000 for a lifetime subscription’; to: 84092-8118. Despite what you may the papers, eventually. New, special $200 prepaid, GET 1 FREE*. Order get a free psychiatric interview from Bulk discounts available. Letters to the EDITOR should go to the same address. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and it doesn’t call anyone a *@$%#&! or discuss naughty things.. We'll withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to the person you've libeled if she calls.The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper published once a month until November when we got back to approximately twice a month. The next issue comes out sometime in October. The WCR is the medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer and a laser print- er. This paper is staffed almost exclusively with Cottonwood Canyons employees but we'll take anyone. Want a job in the exciting world of news- paper publishing? Call! 10,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material © 1995 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. No swiping our brilliance without written per- mission of someone. To call us: 801-486.1388. The facsimile number is 485.2735. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer if you agree, and of someone else if you disagree. A surprising number people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. You get what you pay for. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type an article of 1,000 words or more. Send it to us in text format on an IBM-compatible disk with printout. None of that Apple stuff, please. (We probably won’t run it but at least you will feel better.) NEW LAW FOR PASSING ON THE LEFT: See BULLWHEEL for this months driving tip: _ Wasatch Canyon Reporter : PO Box 8118 Alta UT 84092-8118 Chat line 801-486-1388 Facsimile line 485-2735 CompuServe E-Mail 72557,2760 AmericaNs On Line E-Mail WasatchCR clientes encasement opentencnetaptemenans |