Show WOULD NOT BE KISSED americans objection to osculation astonished fore eners this Is the true story of how a tain pianist who has been amusing new york with his music and his manners got possession of hs auf fler he saw it first the muffler that became his own on the neck of a man to whom he had just been intro deuced I 1 11 your muffler he said by way of conversation I 1 give you a dollar for our muffler extremely flattered I 1 m sure but I 1 dont care to sell out just at pres ent replied the american I 1 give ou a dollar reiterated the pianist se renel the muffler will be second hand A dollar Is a good price ohp american pulled the muffler from his neck accept it with m compliments he said wearily keep your money and be so good as to accept the muffler the pianist was overjoyed gen erous man he exclaimed with tears in his voice I 1 1 iss you for that spreading out his arms he rushed on the american be hanged it you do cried the intended victim who proceeded to grasp the piano by the ders and shake him until his teeth rat tied the musician recovering his breath as the american was vanishing out of the door men of your country are so cold so very cold he remarked to a by stander |