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Show __TheSalt Lake Tribune SUNDAY COMICS Sunday, January 21, 1996 " BRAINS - THAT'S WHAT THEY S| LOOK FOR R THEY'VE LOOKEDAT EV! ING ELSE rz NICE LASS. VERY GOOD TALKER, QUITE BRAINY HERE’RE THE NUTS You onoeeey , fo Ps Sanne T/LL WAIT AND EAT THEM AFTERLT. FUZZ COMES IN e YES, THAT I ORDER You = a mort by walker WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT CRACKING ITS THE ONLY WAY TO EAT PISTACHIO NUTS~-CRACK OPEN THE SHELLS YES, SIR. SEE,IM @ DUMPING THEM RIGHT 7 Now THAT CRACKING 15 DRIVING ME CRAZY! YOU MEAN THIS| CRACKING2 CRACKING!/ TO GET RID OF THOSE NUTS {IMMEDIATELY! AND NOW I'M orROYING 1F I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D SAY HES SUFFERING FROM SHELL SHOCK mae By Scott Adams HEE HEE! THISTS MY \laMM/THANKS TO E-MAIL) MOST DIABOLICAL WORK YET AS DIRECTOR 2B) #8 ] I CAN PLAY WITH HUNDREDS OF EMPLOYEES OF HUMAN MR] AT ONCE! “EVERY ENGINEER WILL BE REQUIRED TO STRAP A BROOM TO HIS OR HER...” ON THE POSITIVE SIDE, MARKETING INVITES US TO A LOT MORE MEETLNGS YOUR EYELIDS ARE HEY ANC | YOU ARE GETTING. Peoweye O00 by King Feanaren Symchcate, nc. Word Aghte rmerved YOU ARE IN A DEEP HYPNOTIC TRANCE ANP YOU WILL OBEY p AEE Mr OMANI 1bien es ANP BE CUR, iF2 OVEREATING = 7 “IN ORDER TO REDUCE OUR JANLTORIAL EXPENSES. .. FOREVER // ae You WILL STOP THINicinG AGouT POOP CONSTANTLY/ ‘ou ARE FEELING ‘Y KEKp YOU WILL TELL YOJRSELF ‘TI AM STZONG AND I WILL NEVER OVEREAT AGAINI/Z | |