| Show HOME MADE definitions manufactured and without effort in the office of the box elder news A booster one who tells the ilie truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth but tells it in a very impressive way A knocker an omnipresent dyspeptic who feeds on the ills of society v gloats over the misfortunes tunes of fellow mortals emits a breath of poison and destined for a reserved seat scat in the lowest depths of the fuel department A saint one who minds his own business and accords every other mortal the same blessed privilege an editor one who peers peer i through the dark veil of human sin and misery to catch the flickering gleam of sunshine and cheer and who pictures life as it ought to be instead of as it is 1 A teacher one who makes make two ideas grow where only one grew before A wise man one who knows imons 1 what to do next 11 an old maid A mature girl much inclined to underestimate herself she may be fully forty forte years of age but her modesty forbids her acknowledging more than twenty eight A business man one who believes alieves in the one price system sticks to it and tells the truth an executive one who lio thinks quickly acts promptly aud and decisively ci and is sometimes right an orator one who makes chin music with a prince albert accompaniment A politician one who not b bc I 1 e ing hirr able to take care of his ow own affairs assumes to take charge of the government 7 A physician one whose chief function Is or ought to be lit letting the world know how bow to ge get along without physicians A pedant one with more education than he be can use A prig orie one with more money than lie he needs A gentleman one who is goat tle tie toward the friendless A committee A thing which 11 ll takes one week to do what on one man could do in an hour i j 1 A reformer is a man who gets pushed off the band wagon wago nand and starts a procession profession of H I 1 his own |
