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Show The Salt I,ake Tribune, Sunday, October 1(1. W 1971 5 Hearth throb Old club season in full swing- gulp an aspirin By Sandy Poulson season is once again here, and falling The meeting with the leaves once again is my resolve nol to join any clubs. . Some housewives can belong to clubs gracefully and helpfully. They enjoy the contacts, they can organize themselves and others and theyre a real contribution and asset to the community. I envy and resent them. I join the clubs, all right. 1, too, enjoy the contacts, and I guess over the years I've joined just about every kind of club there is outside of the Ku Klux Klan and the Black Panthers. There was some sort of sorority given to solemn ritual and earnest endeavor and I felt like a fool. When I wasnt trying to keep from snickering in embarrassment I was trying to keep from yawning in boredom. There was the bowling league that was sort of fun until a couple of Amazons joined and played so grimly knock-knel- d and viciously they made the rest of us feel we failed 1o time and criminally uncoordinated every make a strike. Then theres the bridge group that has been and tend enjoyable, but I gobble too many goodies ace. towards trumpin' my partners The clubs that really do me in, though, are the worthy groups wiih ideals and lots of committee have working meetings and more projects than they members. Because the clubs have so many civic projects and need workers so badly, I always wind up joining even to though I know beforehand what a lousy job Im going , high-minde- d. do. But the real problem with joining a working orgamz-a- t I spend most of ion is that basically Im not a worker. for excuses think of getting out of to time trying my for letting someone meetings, for staying off committees, else make the phone calls and lick the envelopes and make national reports and bring cookies. g protect Long before ihe Christmas comes around, Ihe members will hate me and 111 hate mvself. So why do I do it? Why do I go ahead and join dubs I fed so every fall? One reason of course is that always flattered that any one wants me to join. But the main reason is I can never find a proper excuse for saying no. 7lv pleas of children, housework, mental retardation faTl on stony ears of women who also have children, houseminds. work and But this tear I think I have a solution. The other day was at Madges when she got a call from sonic dub wanting her to join and be oil the community projects committee. No, thank you." Madge said coolly. "It's not fund-raisin- 1 a vcaitiiJ you have joined Ihe ami bought a baiid-o- n tun" made of synthetic fibcis. e are a few tips 1o keep it condition. Brush it ns these fabulous es collect dust and become as easily as your own r. v .sh in warm soap soils if lowed by a creme rinse, bana (liyei 'iVn'Pil. Use of wood Lpiontlv 1 electrical curlers is mu unless icmlly recommended tot set ipocial lotion is used check care ing the wig. So ot actions vetg manulacHn in st. sass the Cleanliness lm Social Dressing lo tastefully tantalize Shimmer and Chiffon sparked for gala evenings scores of black sequins and ridged with a deep rufvvith fle. Black rayon, 119.95. Second Floor Crystal Room k |
