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Show r TIIE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER Hoover Proposes Ketirmg Naval Officer for Job Po iash and Per 1 m o titer By Montague Glass ' Much Sought After Riviera lipstick business received a big schlag last week, Mawruss," ppHE 1 Abe Potash observed the other day. "It seems that Dr. Shirley Wynne of the New York health department has discovLong Mentioned. ered how 10 per cent of all lipsticks used in the United States contain benzol, and from the looks of some WASHINGTON (UP). Rear Ad$i .' ifli f of. them, perhaps they also contain arsenic,so miral Andrew T. Long has been nomsirycnmne ana ptomaines, y understand, inated by President Hoover for a potherefore, Mawruss, I wouldn't be a bit sursition which would enable him to prised If man) a young man died of spend the rest of hi life on the after a lingering sickness which the Fnpnch Riviera in enjoyment of an Post Open; Admiral ' Income of $11,650 annually. Long will retire from the navy next March. The president named him as the American candidate for a vacancy on the directorate of the International Hydrographlc bureau, with headquarters in Monaco, of Monte Carlo fame. The vacancy was caused by the death of Rear Admiral A. P. Niblacfc Election will take place earh next year. As a retired admiral Long will draw $6000 and the director's Job pays $5650. Long Is a particular favorite of the present administration and his naval recommendations have been given the utmost consideration by President Hoover during current negotiations. Long's objections to William B. Shearer's role at the 1938 Geneva conference led to Mr. Hoover's denunciation of Shearer. The departments of commerce, navy and state joined in recommending Long's nomination for the Bureau board. Winds Aid Speed Pilots In Setting New Marks Cal (UP), A wind aided Ralph Vlrden, OAKLAND, 200-mi- le Pacific Air Transport pilots to pilot an plane 335 miles in an hour and 40 minutes, at an average speed of more than 200 miles per hour, on a recent run between Medford, Ore., and the Oakland airport This remarkable speed record a stop at Crissy field, San Francisco, to transfer mail to a air-m- all post-offi- truck. ce matter of lipsticks so thoroughly, Mawruss, that It won't be the fault of the International Cosmeticians end Hair. Artists if the Increased sale of lipsticks during the next year don't seriously raise the price of red paint for barns and little red school houses on the hill." But after all, Abe, there's only a certain number of lips in the United States, ain't it?" Morris commented. three times before even the conduc"Sure there is," Abe agreed, "and tor of the orchestra would pay any that certain number of lips which attention to him at all." can be made lipstick conscious, as "I think I read something about the advertisers say, belong to 30.000,-00- 0 this convention in the papers, Abe." women, Mawruss, which makes a Morris sa.d. "DMHitmcy- - also taki total of 40.000.000 lips, so you can up stimulating the sale of lip- Imagine how much lipstick is jroing sticks?" to be consumed, especially' as them "What do you mean take it up?" Cosmeticians expect to increase the abe retorted. They went into the flavor of lipsticks to about twenty or -- doctors laid to stomach trouble or even gallstones.' "And for years now, I've been thinking that benzol was so harmless that they sold it by filling stations at 18 cents a gallon," Morris Perlmutter commented. "Well, that only goes to show how Ignorant the general public is about such articles, which is supposed to make women attractivelike lipstick, hair dye and reducing "Women are remedies," Abe continued. going round the streets today with jet black hair and red hps, looking as beautiful as motion picture stars, except for their faces, and to they're carrying enough benzol on them " poison half the husbands of New York." "Do you mean to say that hair dye has also got benzol in it?" ' : Morris Inquired. ."Dr. Wynne didn't say it was ben- only because it's gray?" Abe rezol exactly, but I judge from his re- torted. "Why. at the twelfth annual marks. that a whole Jot of hairrfve convention of the International As is so poisonous that it might just sociation of Cosmeticians and Hair so well be lipstick, and this ain't Artists, held in Chicago, the other -going to make necking ar populrT day, Mawruss; the question of wheth as it. has been during the past! few er or not it Was ethical for a haifJ years, Mawruss," Abe said. "Before artist to dye a lady's hair to match a young man starts necking on short her evening gown and evening slipacquaintance,' Mawruss, he's going pers came up, y'understand, and got to make sure that he ain't going to laid on the table, by only two votes. run Into a lot of lipstick and hair dye So therefore, Mawruss. you could exwhich is on Dr. Shirley's list of slow pect any moment to read in the so. poisons, so that In a way, Mawruss, ciety column that among the of. you could say that Dr." Shirley Wynne those present at the opening of the ." has become a sort of "public opera season was Mrs. Van Rensselaer Cruger Rablnowits In a Blan-vi- n "But girls which is young and foolgown of bois de rose with hair ish enough to encourage necking, and shoes to match, while Mrs. Peter before a iOuriQ ain't got hair which is so gray that De La nee y Rashkind looked so reMetwuSS splendent in a blue. and gold robe Won nto a ot they've got to dye It," Morris said. "Do you suppose for one moment de soir with blue ana gold hair that had to sing Celeste Aida that women dye their hair nowadays Lauri-Vol. Ynhs if : kfe 17, 1929. thirty, including one flavor called Don't Care for lipstick purchasers who cant make up their minds which flavor to order." "Are you trying to kid me into thinking that lipsticks come In several flavors, like soda water or ice cream?" Morris demanded. "Don't you know anything?" Abe retorted. "Right now, Mawruss, my Rosie is using a lipstick in a sort of raspberry flavor, and when I arrived home last night and kissed her, I was quite disappointed to find that the nearest we had to raspberries for dinner was stuffed tomatoes. So therefore, Mawruss, you can imagine what Is going to happen when lipsticks come in all sorts of flavors like frosted chocolate, maple nut sundae, vanilla, pineapple, and mocha. Women will have to hide their hps ticks where the children can't get at them, or 10 times as much lipstick will be eaten b& children as is used by women.". Maybe Cosmeticians Are Counting on That. "Probably them Cosmeticians and Hair Artiste are counting en that," Morris .suggested: "And I wouldn't be surprised, also, if they took a hint from or. Kniriey Wynne, tne Hew York health commissioner, and made hairdve no more poisonous than anyhow the green creme de menthe served in New Yort speaxeastes, so that a husband could pour out three fingers of his wife's hair dye with out greater risk than thousands of New Yorkers take every day after dinner." "Well. I've often thought, Mawruss, that some brands of lipstick, if soread evenly on thin bread and butter, would make an elegant sand wich for afternoon tea, with or witn- - out bridge," Abe said. "Of course, there "wouldn't be a whole lot of nourishment in it, and no good mother would exactly let her children take such sandwiches with them as a school lunch, y'understand, even though the lipstick might look a great deal better on the sandwich than it would on the mother. But - j) You're 1929, by Montague (Copyright, men a Child ss is Feverish, Cross, Upset J ' .".'Jl to me, Mawruss. it would at least be better than a lettuce sandwich.' "Any sandwich is better than a lettuce sandwich," Morris concluded positively, "and that goes for chopped nut sandwiches, too." Colic, 'gas, sour belching, frequent vomiting, fevertahness, in babies and children, generally show food is souring in the little digestive tract. When these symptoms appear, give Baby a tablespoonful of Phillips Milk of Magnesia. Add it to the first bottle of food in the morning. Older children should be given a tableepoonf ul in a glass of water. This will comfort the child make his stomach and bowel easy. 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