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Show Page HERALD, Provo, Utah. 58-T- HE Sunday. November 18. 1979 feZMeWiy FUNNY BUSINESS by Woman Poet Roger Bollen fVER TOW THE PizzA AFTER VO)'VE TOTiATD, if-- ? tie- put CHEESE, Ara.:i stf W ww LAP-.L'W- HP WHERE THAT ) ' nr--v cEl HE VCU WANT J THE FULL TKT V CARL1W5" 'LTF? WHAT TiD ypi.' TFLI. HIM. EAV? 1 By Crooks & Lawrence T I TOIP HIM YOU T CRA6H0RT TRANSLATION! SHORT WILL PC. J WERE Kld "J 1 5DFFER1NI6 FROM TERMINAL ATHLETE FOOT MUSH- Popular 1 2- CAPTAIN EASY FT IV - By A. LEOKUM was a Emily Dickinson (1830-188remarkable poet. It is said that no other woman, except an ancient Greek named Sappho, wrote greater poetry than Emily Dickinson. Yet she never knew how much her work would be enjoyed because she never published it. Though she wrote more than 1,500 poems, only two of them were printed while she was alive. These appeared without her consent. That was typical of her. Inlier last 30 years she loved seclusion so much she rarely went out of the house. Even her family did not know much about what SHORT RIBS 3 By DSSUiSEDTHIS WAVE WHEN WENDEL SLAND TCiES TO SUP INTO HIS LEOTARDS AND BECOME CAPTAIN FLUB MACHINE RX CBISMINS JUNK AUTOS TO LOOK LIKE A PHONE BOOTM. Frank Hill .81 WINTHROP By Dick Cavclli WON'T BE lABLE TO SITDCWN FOR A WEEK. she wrote. She was born in Amherst, Mass. Her father was a lawyer and served two terms in Congress at Washington, D C. As a young woman, she visited Washington with her father, made a trip to Philadelphia, and then came home to Amherst to stay. She lived and wrote at home until her death. Emily Dickinson had written verse and stories when she was in school. It is believed, however, that only after a love affair with someone whose name is not revealed in her poetry, did she produce the powns for which she is now I ATE wHy NOT? THE CAKE WAS HOW CAN EATING TOO MUCH CAKE KEEPOU FROM SITTING DOWN FOR A WEEK? TOO MUCH CAKE. FOR I MOTHERI5 BRIDGE PART. V FRANK AND ERNEST By Bob Thaves WkitfTOlNG flOLT-- ARt OfW, MT WE'VE FUND WATER SjKLlPeNS AE A LPT tRE FuN T famous. Some of her work is very serious. Some of it is gaily impudent. Her lyrics reveal intuitions of God, of nature and human life, of love and death, of time DID YOU HAVE SOME PUsiNtSbk LAK) Al N PBES9NS H4J0 i 1 and eternity. (Win four "Tel! Me Why" books, 1,300 questions answered. Illustrated. Send your questions, name, age, address to "TELL ME WHY," in care of this newspaper. Include zip code. In case of duplicate questions the author will decide the winner.) KERRY TUNE MNSKTWEBK. By Ernie Bushmiller I FILL OUT V"N WERE ( HATE SUPPOSED Alter - disco-danci- I L nOaAw'c I to ( J. t- hvwaf VO'' mm ' rI r""iM9"' OH,PEACHV, A V I r r j.-- YT i &&k s . rL.-i j sews costumes for them ... practice fnr tours in Pfeachy ...i.-i- ? , i cant fit ? my TWJ Klt?HI 1 15 .. . . I uu iw II 1 - L4 STANP STILL.' arthritis KILLING M iw . . Vfefil f mepicine, 'MRS. O SKAPY.' i it will ease 1 THE PAIN.' m am taoriou5 "j, Vrl leek... i burn shorter. FORM 5 Vy you c?r J i I SCHOOL ( THAT nA do roller- What is the difference between a new penny and an old nickel? 2. Why is a lollipop like a horse? 3. What burns longer, a red or a green candle? ANSWERS 1. Four cents. 2. The more you lick it, the faster it goes. 3. Neither. They both 1. NAKCY J I itn.:4.. hires mem Alfred Andriola By T t-- FUN TIME CAPTAIN PLUS RKDVEM DRAKE Jl rlW t, The Riddle Box WILL im TmMtt DID YOU KNOW? PRICILLA'S Tjs POP By Al - MR.BOTTS IS TRYING TO GET RIP OF HIS C I I i.t ijuai ii i ii in Vermeer ... . i., .... . STRING: NANCY ARE YOU FILLING OUT YOUR FORM ? J I f YES ) -- When we want to do something like a move our hand and body quickly message has to come from the brain. How fast does a message travel in the body? The fastest messages going through the nervous system travel at 265 miles per hour! w Tf kie ii ! K C13T UUWAlSiZ) JH f I HOW MUCH WILL 7 COST TO . rrY fw iff C,, Wfi C'N HAKE IVOU, A E5TI- - MATS now ok post-PCNE TH' A&ONY 'til we A $KE, v M4?TK OF ARB sigh; peceT . meseHT - M t ' ' I 5T MO.' fUSM FUES IS THE ONLY TMIM6 WMUT KPT ME FfflJAA &0Uf LOOfViy WMEfJ WUZ LIVIM' AIN'T TMET i SO, MERLE? i I BY MUM5ELF This Day In History By United Press International iSsrr HEW) in. By Gordon Bess OOM'f VOU TIREO OP TMOSB FLIES 6UZZIKJS AkOUND CtKKYMIAM ? (Win a "Tell Me Why" book. Hundreds of questions answered. Illustrated. Send your riddles, jokes to "RIDDLES, JOKES,- - TELL ME WHY." Include zip code.) By Ibirndshi fii StoTO r?4f$rA. mTy, HEATER REDEYE Answer to yesterday's puzzle box: Spurs, penal, unite, rated, sleds. I MARY WORTH Today is Sunday, Nov. 18, the 322nd day of 1979 with 43 to follow. The moon is approaching its new phase. The morning stars are Mars, Jupiter and Saturn. The evening stars are Mercury and Venus. Those bom on this date are under the sign of Scorpio. American astronaut Alan Shepard was born Nov. 18 1923. On this date in history: In 1883. the United States adopted Standard Time and set up four zones Eastern, Central Mountain Sounders & Ernst By !nul"i:tl?' f IT If ITTr- MRS. WHITING l EN ROUTE TO INDIANA fX II DON'T BELIEVE HE HAS ANY RELATIVES IN 11 W' I Li ijll Y ' h- I VwHY?l1 IN THAT CASE, PERHAP6 THE DOCTOR SHOULD TALK, WITH MR. PRKMAN.' V p Z7 11 1 1 ! - Z. THOUGHT THE 1 WE NEED SOMEONE TO f WITNE96 THE PATIENT KID SIGNATURE ONLY HAD A. 1- A "Tri c - - I ON A CONSENT- FORMt Vl SURGERY?' and Pacific. ALLEY OOP call THE NEXT WITNESS, HERALD 7 ALICE! I X-- ( rpP fqrwARD'V A By Dave Craue sure! just tell oh, my GOODNESS! I SHOULD I? Jr 'EM YOU DON'T ANYTHING ABOUT THIS KNOW In 1903 Panama and the United States sighed a treaty for the building of the Panama Canal, linking the Pacific and Atlantic oceans. In 1969, American astronauts Charles Conrad and Alan Bean made man's second landing on the moon in the lunar module of Apollo 12. In 1978, Rep. Leo Ryan, and four others were shot to death at an airstrip in Guyana as they were preparing to depart following an investigation of the Rev. Jim Jones and the Peoples STEVE ECrZS & CT t:0.MAD f FORr NP ' CHUM I? THE LOCAL JAA50M Bv Saunders & Overgard THAT!? WHAT ACE PO ? TO U TH?6 1 f fUWU$5 BUCK WTVOU KNOW BACK TOWN'S TMCANWWj I ON THE EftV TO THAT,' X YEAH.'T!? CAUCP A L0N6 WALK OH A ' Temple. A thought for the day: Britain playwright George Bernard Shaw said "The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a - The St. Louis ST. LOUIS (LTD Fire Department may eliminate fire alarm boxes because of the large number of false alarms. Robert L. Boxdorfer, head of the city's fire alarm center the past 15 years, says firefighters responded to 9,798 box alarms in 1978. and only 722 of those turned out to be valid. "All the boxes are going to be taken out eventually," Boxdorfer said. "It may be a few months or it may be 10 years." Safety officials say the fire boxes won't be needed because of installation of the 911 emergency phone system for the metropolitan area. Ti:i B03H LOSER mwem N 6?ot a CFAWlPeATHATcAU rve By Art Sonsom I ltm& fO.J I I' stju'roiutoX ( TWPeKYOJlZ. ) |