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Show Page HERALD, Prove. Utah. Thursday, October 56-- THE FUNNY BUSINESS 12, 1978 Tell Me Why by Roger Bollen carta; OOm 1M HOW) DO ue it p SHORT RIBS THE POX IS By Frank Hill KILLING-OU- THE VIKINGS ARE RMDINO THE COAST ANP A HORDE OF HUNS IS MOVING- IN FTOM THE EAST. TAXPAYERS. VaRYCVAfY. INaATfON... I THAT COVERS IT R3R GUESS AWAY SIRE. TOPAY, I I i V V V I By Ernie Bushmiller NANCY aI I QKAVBE FUNNV, THEBES A RXMlNE. RUN MwmwM u HOPE FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS THE QUESTION AGAIN TODAY m i ask r) m What does a monster call his parents? 2. What goes oom oom? 3. When is a clock dangerous? rrTi ST. FMlurt SymtoH, I I ' By Dick Cavalli THIS CAY IN I43A.PV ON HE INVENTED HIP BCCT5 &5PECIALLV FOR. THE OCCASION, f3UT THEY DIDNT NO&LIUS ATTEMPTED "ID PRCVE Hie IMAACRTAUTV F3 WALKING ACROee THE BAY F NAPLES. t tn M I ty M fag U S r, - 'UlfZR DO HIM MUCH GOCOH yJ W 0" JACKSON TWINS Bv Dick f s IF JILL 0LTT I'VE NOT A WOQO WHEW-EE- GOT THIS )FEELING j DOESNTCOVAE SINCE cxrroFrrsooN.UAN, the ac- sme wants rr J OUT to TALr OAPpy'S call ins THE DOCTOC. NOW. v pdct . THAT AVAIL NOU KNOW. sam&miNQ fu help ) ThIS CRAZY CITV AOBC y ' IT THERE ARE THREC OF THEM -- AND I I NEED - nnllJ mwij ni TiJA-T'- WILL BE GLAD HELP, MRS. DRAKE f f 1 -- 1 DON'T WANT TO TALK ON THE PHONE ANY MORE THAN NECESSARY -- THEY MIGHT HEAR ME TO COME OVER,' IN A Alfred Andriola TUm -r , ...fVa1 I'LL CALL HIM FOR1! AND 5EN0 HIM RIGHT OVER .' ,ft j, m rTLLCV UK CLOSET 0ELEVE 1 By CALL THE I CAN'T A CBAZY PCEAM NOW 1 T KERRY DRAKE PRECINCT, CHUCK f KERRY Brooks CALLY HAPPENED, JAN f THAT PALACE SEEMS LKE BTTS NO PCNC, BUT ITS FUN TO KNOW I CAN CO l CHUCK ! IAk $ urwr' PRICILLA'S POP ANSWERS By Al Vermeer IF. I HAPNT STUMBLEP and Mummy. 2. A cow walking backwards. 3. When it strikes one. I NEVER WOULP'VEl V t'i RPr rirzfp PI5COVEREP THIS . AAANUFACTURER5 PFvr itidwacu WILL SNAP IT , ID IM A AIMI ITC I I i WHILE WAS CLEAN IKJfi TUC CI IPklATC-. OF COURSE, STILL HAVE A FEW BUGS TO WORK OUT i NEW FILTER SYSTEM-- hrefUnrr ' I " A FfllR letters in these words can be rearranged to get the name of a s mt geographical location. Can you figure out what it is? See tomorrow's paper for the answer. Win a "Tell Me Why" book. (Hundreds of questions answered. Illustrated). Send your riddles, jokes to "RIDDLES, JOKES, TELL ME WHY." Include Zip Code. Today's winner is: DONNA MARDERS, 3009 Dupont Ave., Richmond, Va. o- -i- mm i FIFTH FLOOR... R v'FIDOLSiFADPLEi I 8- Jft - FOODI& AN' 1 ARE YOU IS KIDDIN6 ?! By Gordon Bess m WW IHInllHlh ... MV MOMMIE HAS A FIT WHEN 1 GET 1 MV FEET MUDDY i PALEFACES Press International Today is Thursday, Oct. 12, the 285th 1978 with 80 to follow. The moon is between its first quarter and full phase. The morning stars are Saturn and Jupiter. The evening sttars are Mars, Venus and Mercury. Those born on this date are under the sign of Libra. Elmer Sperry, American inventor and electrical engineer, was born Oct. Short day, Ml i This Day In History day of "1 mam 7n PSJRfUT WEATHtR TO I SNEAK UP ON THE V By United r- r- enz rtH.S By llcimdahl & Stoffel Tl ' J A I 1 I I u.wuv II The BUGGS BUmMY IIT i'll R- . n C 1971 UnHtd SEARCH IN Hieimy FLAVIUS 1. Dead OLD ji SlU I i ?uik-i- nj SOU TAKE HIZZ0UER THE MAYOAND I'LL HANDLE MOXlE DUR.FV: 1. RS SPELL i J T Rent NUT I Y I I WINTHR0P THE PUZZLE BOX 'AFGHANISTAN rci CJ rcl tV j business: J'A I IT 1 FUN TIME YOU M v r MKt THOE Ep SLIDES P0CR5 II LOCKED -- OUTSIDE. The Riddle Box WEEK I'LL rV J , I your questions, name, age, address to " i ELL ME WHY" care of this paper. Include Zip Code. In case of duplicate questions the author will decide the winner. Today's winner is: ROBERT DURHAM, 4634 E. Si, Tulsa, Okla. Glass is a substance made by fusing (melting together) certain materials, and then cooling the mixture so that the atoms arrange themselves in an unorganized pattern. All kinds of glass are made this way by using different amounts of the same materials. The most important of the materials for making glass are: sand (silica), soda, limestone, borax, bork acid, magnesium oxide, and lead oxide. All kinds of glasses are made Ly six basic operations: mixing and melting, blowing, pressing, rolling, casting, and drawing. The raw materials are stored in huge bins or silos at the glass factory. They are carefully measured and are then mechanically mixed into a "batch." Cullet (broken glass of the same formula) is added to the batch to speed melting. The batch is fed automatically and continuously into the furnace. In the melting end of the furnace the glass is bathed in jets of flame which shoot from either side to keep an even melting temperature. As the glass flows at lower temperatures, the bubbles are removed, and the glass is ready for forming. In other words, it is already glass, and now it is formed into one type or another. Blowing machines can shape the glass into such things as bottles or electric bulbs. Pressing machines can make glas? into table and ovenware, fuse plugs, and many other products. Drawing glass is done when the glass is molten. It can be drawn out into long tubes, rods, or threads. Rollers can also shape glass for making plate glass, which is used for windows and mirrors. There are also many special kinds of glass that are made for different uses. NANCY TEACHER WON'T ASK THAT SAME -- lIL6 " HtM Lawrence By A. LEOKUM Win four "Tell Me Why" books, (1.500 questions answered. Illustrated). Send Plexiglass and 1MB! voo By Crooks & TTAKE THE STUFF OFF VER HAND- S- HE'S RJJNNIW THE How Is Glass Made? PLACE EASY WHY POUT YA CALL VOLTAT.5ET MARY WORTH ALL READY TOGO?--- YOUlRE A GAL HAS PARKED HIS TED n mothers KOLLS- By A AFTER MY HEART 1 I I Z IS IT THAT 1 OBVIOUS, i TED? A, V. V( f CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE ? MY DAD WANTS TO SURE, SAY HELLOI BETH n r y Vvcs "lJ IK A, LATELY I HAVE YOU BEEN ILL? N WI J HAVENT SEEN YOU AROUND THE CLUB V J Saunders & Ernst A JrA rr Ml IUm. I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A MONTH ALSO OONT USE I YOUR KIND OF MERCHANDISE, SIR 12, 1860. ALLEY By Dave Graue OOP eaw Ff "sOCETN HEY, LOOKi J HUNTERS.-A- S N' ITS A OF THOSE COMAN THEY1RE RlPlN'.HECP , IT LOOKS LIKE THAT ) SOME KIND OF COACH.' SAY, THINS IS? VNHATCHA 6TDSE J BUNCH Pt I ... ITS CARRYING PRINCE THWM, V ;. This is Columbus Day in many states, although Monday was the official federal holiday. On this day in history: In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered the New World known as "America." The first landing is believed to have been made in the Bahamas, southeast of what now is Florida. In 1960, Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev removed one of his shoes and pounded on his desk with it during a speech before the United Nations. General Assembly President Frederick Boland lost his Irish temper and split his gavel trying To restore order. In 1973, President Nixon nominated House Minority Leader Gerald Ford for the vice presidency to replace Spiro Agnew who resigned two days earlier. In 1976, swine flu inoculations were halted in nine states after three persons died shortly after taking the shots. A thought for the day: American President Franklin D. Roosevelt said, "There is nothing I love as much as a good fight." Recharge Battery MENDOTA HEIGHTS, Minn. (UPI) If your car battery goes dead, check the car's electrical system. It could save you the cost of a new battery, says Tony Sabatino, a battery manufacturing executive. Malfunctioning of the alternator, regulator or starter could I discharge the battery. "In that case, you don't need a new battery, only a recharge," he said. Sabatino is president and general manager of the automotive battery division of Gould Inc. By Saunders & Overgard STEVE ROPER & MIKE NOMAD ' AgOOT AN HOUR ,1 HOW LCtiH QO HAVE BETWEEN YAU YOUK lI WHY? KmAYW A WALK W ANP-6R-6- COUtPTAKel ET 1 T'lCHOW EACH OTHER 1 "" ' f !. AKO DON'T WOtXY AffOir WHO'-- M VOU-KNO- ty CAM fNEAK OUT THB 0ACK Il T ffl f THE By kJnm |
