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Show A Literary Ploy Where mother's kisses make them rage; They duck away, avoid my toucu, As if a mom is just too much. Ip, But just before they go to bed, Thftv still want a story read. . cannot win;; them hold I tight (they the kisses in! sneak and I read Carol Kleiman . QUIPS AND QUOTES t 1 to A 1 V e . iH z A waggish father wanted to illustrate to his son the difference between anger and exasperation. He looked up the phone number of a pompous fellow commuter and phoned him. When the call was answered, the father asked, "Is George there?" "No, there's no George here. Why don't you get the right number before bothering people at this time of night?" "That," explained the father to the son, "was annoyance." A few minutes later he dialed the same number and asked, "Is George there?" "What's the matter with you? Are you crazy?" came the voice. And the receiver was slammed down. "Now that fellow was angry' said the father. "Next I'll show you what I mean by exasperation compared to anger." About fifteen minutes later, the father dialed the same number again. When the same man answered, the father said, "Hello, this is George. Have there been any messages for nw in the past hour or so?" Dorothea Kent A friend of ours says his daughter's eyesight was improved Herm Albright by local surgery. She had her bangs cut off. A young couple became the ecstatic owners of a new hi-system. In a constant state of musical intoxication, they played their records long and late. One morning in the bus, the man met his next-doneighbor and proudly told him of the new possession. "We'd like you to come over to our place some night and listen to it," he invited. "No," snapped the neighbor. "You come over to our place and listen to it." Dan Bennett fi or ; J""-- Who is the fourth good man who protects your family, too? Successful dooMo-doo- r salesman to housewife: "I'd like to show you a little item your neighbor said you couldn't afford." Lucille S. Harper Your Newark life Agent. The policeman, the fireman, the doctor all protect your family in their own special way. And, your family s financial se- curity is also a precious thing that needs protection. This is where our man comes in. Your New York Life Agent was carefully chosen and thoroughly trained. Life insurance is his business, his only business. He is especially qualified to put together a program of protection individually suited to your family's needs. When you think of family security, think of your New York Life Agent. He's a good man to know. New York Life Insurance Company Madison Ave., N.Y., N.Y. iocio Life, Group and Health Insurance, Annuities, Pension Plans. 125 years of service 51 For a happier life "And then she found out she was just the house." upstairs maid in a ranch-typ- e Family Weekly, November 15, 1970 |