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Show Dear George: What m; kes Ruth C. go so red when she blushes? Wondering. Dear Wo"irTi--'j;: It couM be b 'cause she's embarrassed. em-barrassed. George. Dear George: How nviny dates lias F. P. had with J. "P.? Yonr's U'u y. Inquisitive. Dear Inquisitive: That's for them to know and for yon to find out. Confidentially, George. Dear George: Why do boys act silly? And do they do this to make the girls notice them? Pinky. Dear Pinky: I think they do try to attract the attention of the girls, but the a-irls think they are childish Am I not right, girls? As always, George Dear George: What's the deal; between B. L., B. B., and Decd'ebug? Sincerely, Wot Happen. Dear Wot Happen: j Someone must have dealt i them a bad hand. j Cardingly, George. Dear George: Who has the straightest pos lure in school? Gift. Dear Gift: For all I know,. you might. As always, George Dear George: Why do people have to come to school? Hookie. Dear Hookie: For an education, natch! George. Dear George: Are you "female or male? Is your name really George? Mp Want to Know. wouldn't have anything against them. George. Dear Georg:e What makes Gayle and San- dra so happy? They are laughing laugh-ing every time I see them. I Wonder Why. Dear I Wonder Why: Maybe they have some secret on you. George. Dear George: What would J. N. do if he knew that S. H. liked D. W.? Dear I'm sure J. N. will forgive S. H. for liking D. W. George. Dear George: What has water in it and a mattress? i Wondering. I Dear Wondering:' A spring! George. Dear George: Why in the heck don't you dry up? Ignorant. Dear Ignorant: I would only the weather's too wet. George. Dear Me Want to Know: I'm an "IT" from Mars. Martian George. Dear ' George: Why don't the teachers give us class time to study once in a while? Yours rTuly. Dear Yours Truly: Because they want you to have something to do at home. George. Dear George: How can I lose weight? Plump. Dear Plump: Try dropping him in a manhole. man-hole. George. ' Dear' George: Are the ball players training????? train-ing????? A Fan. Dear Fan: That is a question!!!!! I George. Dear George: Why do I get drunk? The Lost Week-End. Dear Lost Week-End: Kiddo, maybe it's because : you're not smart. I'm sure there i are other ways to entertain ! yourself. 1 Disgustingly, j George. ' Dear George: j Why don't Mr. Bartholomew' i let that poor hard-working 1st period English class have a day : off to read the Reader's Digest? Urgent. Dear Urgent: Your letter itself contains the answer. When your grammar is no longer in error, perhaps he will let you read. Grammatically yours, ' ' George. Dear George: What has Mr. Long got against people by the name of Pullcm and Mortenson? I Don't Think It's Fair. Dear I Don't Think It's Fair: I think if Mortenson and Pul-lem Pul-lem did some work instead of foo-ing around, Mr. Long |