Washington County News | 1935-08-22 | Page 6 | Smiles

IN GOOD CONSCIENCE "What are you going to say when the congress meets?" "I am going to avoid the complications complica-tions of world economics," answere.1 Senator Sorghum, "and concentrato on a notorious matter of plain fact and simple Justice votes for Washington, Wash-ington, D. C." Doctor of Etiquette) "I am at work' on another book, ald the European savant. "What kind of a book?" "A book of etiquette. In some court circles there is need of some writing to define the formalities, so that when officials meet they will know just who Is expected to shoot first" Free for All "What are your Ideas for a campaign?" cam-paign?" "Sharing the wealth," said Senator Sen-ator Sorghum. "I'd even go so far as to demand free radio time for everybody."