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Show Crazies turn over the reigns New officers assume positions of UHS -- - - - . . - - - - i if' I ? ''J s. ' ' I ;. :v- -. j' I -. i - t l - s L f I if 1 ' ; . 't -.": I .- : i f' , v'- v I u f 1 i f j ; ... .j -.. I - -K" I . - I ) f If i'".' "' . ' j THE UHS TUNA arrives at Uintah High School looking for rare fish. Jacque Costeau said the ex pedition was very successful. . J 1 i . ; LAST WEEK Greg Clark was accepted to the Air Force Academy After his performance Thursday, the Air Force Academy may be reconsidering. Uintah High School Studentbody officers of-ficers for 1983-84 were announced at a crazy assembly at the school Thursday. Reporting of news is supposed to be objective, ob-jective, but there is no way this assembly can be described objectively. The new officers, President Gary Or-ton; Or-ton; Vice President Keri Jones; Publicity Publici-ty Chairman Eve Da vies; Activities Coordinator Kym Price; Boys League President Kurt Robb, and Girls League President Sheila Nelson, were each greeted in rather unique ways. From pies in the face to pigs, the assembly had it all. Each of the new officers were announced an-nounced by the person they were replacing replac-ing from this year, a la academy award style, "May I have the envelope please." And the academy award presenters had nothing up on these students. Johnny Carson may have dropped his pants for a laugh at the academy awards, but did he ever take his pants off and give them away? (Out-going Studentbody President Presi-dent Jerome Davies did, but I'm not sure Gary Orton was impressed.) There was a strange odor in the air as people assembled in the gym. Either the FFA boys had been out feeding again, or ... is that really a pig in that garbage can you're giving to Sheila Nelson? Last week, Greg Clark was accepted to the Air Force Academy. I wonder if they'll still want him when they hear what he did at this assembly. Let's just say most of us haven't wet our pants since we were three. The assembly even had a surprise guest. Jauque Costeau showed up in the UHS Tuna Fish, wearing only a pair of swim fins and the UHS Tuna Fish. He said Uintah High School was a great place to look for rare fish. Anyone at the assembly could hardly disagree. The current Studentbody officers bid farewell to their positions, and expressed express-ed their thanks to the studentbody for the experiences they have had. It can only be hoped the new officers have as much ingenuity as the old. r "- r , I j - , ' '7 ' ... 2 i . ; NEWLY ELECTED Studentbody President Gary Orton may have second thoughts about what he's getting in for. A look of dismay came over his face as out-going President Jerome Davies took off his pants and gave them to Gary. He took them, but will doubtfully doubt-fully ever put them on. |