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An an-cient ruler, the legend goes, once concluded that men could not con-spire if they could not put their heads together. Hence he required his subjects to wear such huge hate, that whispered conversations could not be carried on. Wynn Wit "MANHATTAN MARY" was the show in which Ed Wynn played a waiter (Ona Munson was Mary) and told a patron who ordered caviar, "Here's some tapioca pud-ding and a pair of smoked glasses." Somebody else grumbled, "I don't like all the flies in here." "Point out the ones you don't like," suggested Wynn, "and I'll evict them." A third customer demanded lamb chops au gratin. Wynn shouted to the kitchen, "Cheese it, the chops." SUNNYSIDE bycio s. Hoa, VT S'reIlrTlT Y SPS Teet?0ie I AND lOU SAV THAT BUNION'S I I Y W6U VA FOOL, EZ THIS AIN'T NO BUNIOnT" ftf&ls?svg?? k &zd aSJlggS"V "jfa-g- g' e LJ collar button j 7f fill iiy 'J Suggestion "If you cannot sleep, try lying on the edge of the bed then you may drop off." Mark Twain. Our Philosophy It may be bad manners to dip your bread in the gravy but it's good taste. RIMIN' TIME ' By POSIN l06 "' ' WEAK SUBJECT I heard of the man who brought his grown son in to a mountain schoolhouse. "This here boy needs a little larnin," he announced. "What can you lam 'im?" "Well," the teacher replied, "I teach arithmetic, algebra, history, English, geography and trigonom-etry." "Hole on, what was that last thing you said?' the man asked. "Trigonometry." "That's it, that's it," he said, "lam 'im that. He's the only pore shot in the famblyl" BESSIE ; By NICK PENN I --w S fyOUR GOAT I I HE "X I I K 'WHEW I FEED HIM) I , MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fiher j WHAT 'C HA iM GONNA "AKE WHAT'S THAT If THATS THE i 2 fMMeff ( IcCl P t )WjSl&m G0NWADo)A5'0OO"F00T THING yOU PARACHUTE, L 11W foj XjJZZ GOT OH ; VOU BOOB ' V A Difference Overheard at a milliner's: A wife asking her husband, "Isn't it just too sweet, dear?" and the husband replying, "No it's just too dear, sweet." FUTILE FABLES r Tv . Somewhere between the office and the restaurant where he was to meet his wife for lunch, little Mr. Merton ducked into a door for a quick one and also to put a few bucks on the nose of a nag. But all was not well. "Mule" Swedge, the barkeep who was as big as a plow puller and just about as smart, had tears in his eyes. And he shoved Mr. Merton's money back at him and quavered: "No more bets took here, guy. I ain't one of dem Princeton guys goin' to de old Elmer Mstter up by Lake Kyooka or somewheres. I can't read dese dopey names de nag own-ers, what don't want to see nobody make a honest livin, hangs on dere race horses. Look at dis list!" Mr. Merton looked and saw Hal-cyon Days, Richelieu, Bimilech and Urbanite, and Hyacinth and Persi-an- a, and some more; and Mule said: "De guys dat call up here and want to bet can't purnounce 'em, needer, and I git all balled up and put dere dough on de wrong nag, and . . ." Mule just couldn't go on. He put his big head, bone and ail, down on the bar and wept. JITTER By Arthur Pointer -- - " jrJV Jjj ' FORHEAVEM'S SAKE' fsHfTN ':: tLN6TSWD WYLDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas HIS FACE IS )-fj- &sO r AIN'T YOU PHIL I IffYEP HOtV PlD ) YOURS THE SPlTTIhl' IMAGE I It Says Here Only a bus driver has the right to tell people where to get off. t iswes. 1 l in - R nf ) E3 O i 5 ""Q ays ' e, "Aw! Kids don't play with hoops anymore unless they're motor driven." Let Us All Renew the Pledge r'1 PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO feSSlij" w THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES Py2? ( OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC ) FOR WHICH IT STANDS. ...ONE iSiSSLSi NATION, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY I - . -- & AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. i . - " "Z, isiffliBiisiiriii rH ! n n - v'- - NATCH! When Engineer Casey pulled to a stop at the bottom of Alta Mount hill he was handed up a message signed by the division superintendent. It read: "Explain delay of your train on Alta Mount hill this date." Casey replied, "Slipping, no sand." "What were you doing on Alta Mount hill without sand?" de-manded the "super" in his next wire. replied Casey. |