Show I 1 The Real Thing By Walt Mason In olden d days when n men drove o nags wo we filled the air all with boasts and brags Wo Vo 0 u u used ed to gather Jather at nt tho the tort store and while our whiskers whisker brushed t tho the floor noor each told big tales tale about his steed which was wa a miracle I of ot speed All horses were e high steppers then If Ir you'd oud b believe the tales of ot men The Tho nag nn that couldn't hit the track and trot a Roo good half halt mile and back In two brief minutes b by the clock clock oh oh well Its It's owner couldn't talk Wo We 0 all lit had horses hONes that could fly ny like streaks of oC lightning from on high much in I II wo we bragged so so 80 long sooth Booth we almost thought wo we e told tho the I truth I But Hut when a n fellow came earn along who had a n. horse with record strong a 11 trotter that t could really trot and make the race meo cou course trul truly hot a runner that could really run a n pacer that had often oUn won won won-ah ah then our I died away there them wasn't I much that wo Wf could say We e turned from horses for tor a time and talked about the tho latest latent t crime and said I there'd he Ie a dearth of hn hay unless a arain arain rain came right awa away I But nul no on one talks of or horses now nov an as aswell well make mako brn brags about your our cow I CO Wo We all ha have havo vo motorcars motorcar these da days I and each of ot course ht has words of or praise for tor his own car which Is the I best bent that ever er traveled east Nut or west Talk and talk from nun un to sun un an and toll tell of or things our cars cant have ha done how this ono one swam a raging I flood And that one ono pulled through h I and Cother climbed miles of or mud mUll I great hills on high you thigh-you you rean really ought to hC hear r u us Ho lie I Wo We talk t. and argue by the hour about the tho stamina and J power of ot cars CATS W we bought at second hand as QA thousands thousand do throughout the tho land nut But when a stranger r comes cornu along Alon whose Is b moving sweet and strong we close our mouths and look awn away there them Isn't much a man can enn say MY For men who own that kind of ot boat dont don't need to brag or sprain a n. throat Tho The car cor Itself Its worth explains that has hl the tho given I n name nl of ot Haynes Hancs And 10 so o wo we talk of other things of ot otI I cabbages s and corks and kings I |