Show i I AINT INT ri N NATURE fUl y Gene Ahem m 13 j A TRIP TO THE DENTISTS This Is a cheerful little tale pl tale pleasant pleasant nt subject and everything about everything about a crutch Now lets let's see ace Yep Its It's that bl big lo log inthe In Inthe inthe the back up In tho the gallery Feels Peels like some Home little fiendish demon Every time the nerve quiets Quieta down he punctures It with a red red hot hot sharp crowbar Ouch Ouch You try to soothe It with water Yowl Tow Too cold Have Havo to take Ita It Ita Ita a little warmer Ah that quiets it H for a few seconds Now It starts a again in More water That's the way you spend the night nighta a a mouthful of or water every ten ton seconds If Ie morning will only hun p up so you can hotfoot to tho the dentists At breakfast t your whole face taco Is sore Have HMO to take your coffee corree In an eye drop drop- per Finally you arrive at the tho dentists You slide Into tho the waiting room A couple of or customers look up from the he latest 1903 magazines dentists always have on hand You sit around awhile I and study the dentists dentist's diploma examine all the faces or the photos of or dental graduates graduates grad grad- ad then finally pick up a womans woman's magazine Christmas number for 1901 The two customers have been en treated Its HH your our turn now The TIle dentist greets you ou with a a. big grin and a Good morning while white he unhooks a solid rock drill IlL from the Infernal drillIng drill- drill Ing In ng machine You start to tell teU him what an awful time lime youre you're having with th that bum sum tooth Hes He's heard the same thin thing thousands of ot times before It aint news to him and he sa says s. s All An right wellsee well we'll wellee see ee what hat we wo can do for it ft You sit In iii the chair Now which one ones Is s lt It If You try to answer while ho lie has the mirror In your Iks bunck un Ho knocks s it with a nut pick Owl Down comes the drill Whew Owl Oh Now No Noho ho lie washes It with water Yow Yowl Too cold Sticks some flome cotton in It then pu puts nits s a few drops of or cm knock smellIng smelling smell- smell Ing ng medicine on It That's all for the first treatment By the way he examines all your our other tusks finds eight cavities one to out and two to be crowned Fine Fino stuff I INow Now lets let's lI see e. e when can cars you ou come again Wednesday afternoon ZO Fine Out you OU go 10 a little het better er but kinda sore Boro yet yot et and your our mouth smelling like Ike a n hospital hospital- Oh boy bov |