Show FINDING ELDORADO EASY TO GETTING STATE NEWS Reporter iter a at Capitol Weeps toDe- toDe De as Officials Fail to liver News j T Y By T. T De DeWitt Witt Foster I Once ur upon on a n. time limo I ran across an woman t who d declined refused ed wouldn't of or seeing n a newspaper tH er reporter even rn though nd ertl advertising ln 1 ls the rein reul water that turned her wheel h Now o ow v and thru then on one hears henr of or crown rown men sometimes boys loy who don don't dont t know how ho to pin piny nil all of or which I Is all wron wrong boss till all wrong TOfI nut Rut who ho ever II heard of a a. lone lon single pc politician who did not know ho how to advertise ad himself Nobody that I Is not until recently then then I 1 not only found one ont but n A na a whole iole lot of or cm They're Thc In the statehouse state state- tc- tc house holding down offices and from nil all Appearances dont don't care caro a n couple of or poor poof for tor all the tho ad advertising ael- ael In tho the world Publicity to them then apparently Is an unknown quan quail tily D after atler da day news newa hungry reporters report Port Porters ers have hare sought t these only ones of or their kind right In their den pleaded coaxed cd even cn unto tears to tell Just a R. little wee wco bit of ot themselves or their office but Its but Its It's nil all wrongs wrong It cant can't be done Until the tho advent ent of the administration tion of Governor GO there t were ere crr safely housed t beneath the Ionic dome of nr the statehouse n a group of or men who had had hac n a most thorough training tn In Inthe Inthe th the value of or publicity It even tn sot got to Urn tin punt point where rl thc they had to be fought off oUt Thc They would call you ou out nut of bed bedat bedat at nL nights awn away awny from the table at dinner din din- tier ner time to slip you ou something on the CUllet I ale t. t They worked or at nt least tried to work that old ohl stuff about the lie other fellows dont don't know nn anything about this In the hope hoP that you OU might play the vaT jarn orn up UI bIE jC but ut the they Played their strips strips' tr Joo 00 oo for or even e loathsome contemporaries no now and then compare com com- JUt pare rc notes These note comparisons generally would reveal that tho the story told you oU oUr r exclusively clu h 1 alo had been told toM the tho thoth th three or four tour other fellows on the tho same run I Is As ts mentioned however tho group of ot appointees have hao not yet ot I learned earned the value of ot keeping their names name before th the public Neither elther haeth have ha havethe havethe th the Demos Demo elects The They look agon- agon onI on- on I and scornful each and every oo time timen n reporter shows up and seem to take thema themselves eJ d awful awfully seriously N Not qt t so o with th their lr predecessors ors The Tho Thelast lost last t thin thing ling th that tt John James did In his official 1 capacity was to call the pressroom press press- pressroom room by telephone and tip the gang gangoff 13 n J off oce to a 0 little stol story which could not have p b been n written without the use uso of or h hi his name Jr Fred W. W Chambers could not and did not I leave A the statehouse house until ho called caned on fin each aeh and every co reporter and dictated dictated dic dle- thereto to a it nice statement of or and BO so on Heber C P. Smith had to pull off a n dinner dinner din din- n ner r for fur himself he credited It to someone some some- someone on one else eKe but T J have hll m my doubts and he heas hena heas as na a n lost last thing got Fol b by with a fairly good yarn arn arnIth With Ith the new crowd It its it's different To get set a piece for fOT or the paper r out of or lh the newcomers Is 18 like seeking out th the thelong thelong long lost noodle needle in the well eU known and heard of haystack Just JURt what anyone would be doing with a needle In Ina Ina a R. ha haystack ha hu not M been n an answered satisfactorily satisfactorily sat amt to date but It its it's been used De as-a as a comparison for a n Ion long time so 80 It wont won't hurt here h 11 reIts re Its It's a hundred to one shot that Inthe Inthe in inthe the midst of or correspondence which has hM piled up on the tho desk of or- orthe the fish and game commissioner In tho the last tc few days das that there therl are a. a dozen ozen or so 80 good yarns arn which the tho people would like to read rend about But how tare ure you OU going to get et em when the tho follow CoUO who h has em m in charge thinks that news s Is I some some- th thing nJ like this John Jones Jone was seen Been taking Mary Iary Smith out riding riding-In In his new buggy bug last Jut night What hat does It mean John T Tt Perchance t there are several letters letter there telling of oC the great Increases this year car In the once exceedingly small elk herd Maybe so so there 3 are several good yarns arns about record catches of oC trout during the spring pring season seMon or Ir that tho the quail In the suite state have haC shown remarkable remarkable remarkable remark remark- I able Inc Increases ase and that the tho I sago sage hens arc are so thick In Uinta Lints count county that they thew have blocked automobile traffic Its It's enough h to make one cr cry cry- real tears tears- salty MIlY ones Then over in th the office of or the insurance Insurance ance Since commissioner oner observations lo to date lead one ono to believe that his opinIon opinion ion of oC a hot story for tho the dall dally press Is about thus thuR James Jame Smith our our- well known crown butcher hutcher calculates to build a new hen house this spring Good work Jim When 1 tho the desk In the office Ice ml may be groaning beneath such uch dainty bits of ot news as The Ump Fire Insurance company c has been found Cound to be he insolvent ent nt and ch chased cd out of or the and anel forever barred from rom doing further urther hUlln business In the commonwealth It might be bo that the item 1 is along the tho lines line of or greatly Increased revenues J thus far ur this year over oer list last year But ho how can you OU pry r cm em loose from a n. bunch whoso whose Idea for tor news has hn now been given glen the tho careful attention that politicians and officeholders should o gi this little pUll part of oC their lives Over O In the office of oC the dl dairy r and food commissioner about the same Bame condition exists But time will no doubt fix Ix them up all an right and set net them right In the tho matter of oC news I Honestly though thought boss boltS Its It's downright downright down down- right discouraging when the tho man mm who should be telling you ou that he found great bunches of oC food tood on tho the market sure mire enough fit tit to eat thinks that real news should read Hank flank our versatile er barber bar bar- her ber will via play a comet cornet solo at the sew sew- In lug Ing circle social tonight I J W weep |