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Show Births ' Just as we go to press we hear that Mrs. Jethro Jennings has give birth to : a 10-pound baby. Of course this may , only be rumor, being at ft come to ua third hand and at we will have to go a press on time we won't have a chanct to get out and verify this report However, How-ever, if on investigashion it it found that this aint true, no harmawill be . done, being as Mrs. Jennings it alrecdy the mother of nine, and one snort ar less won't make no difference to speak of. We also failed to learn whether the new arrival, if any, it a boy or girl, but we presume it it a girl, being as most of the others have been and because they nacherly . want a boy. Such Is the irony of fate. Watch nert week's Bugle for a full account of whether it is true or not and also ' full descripshion of ten of child. |