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Show "Waitsr!" roared the diner. The waiter looked intently out of the window, pretending he hadn't heard. The diner had already complained of his chop and the chips and his nankin, and Al-phonee Al-phonee had had about enough of. him. "Walter!" Reluctantly Alphonee moved over. Just look at the color of this water, waiter." growled the diner. "It a not St to drink." Critically the waiter raised the glass to the light and examined It. Then, triumphantly, tri-umphantly, be aet It down again. "No. air: vou're deceiving yourself, sir." he aald. kindly. "That water le perfectly per-fectly all right, air. It 'a tba glaaa what a dirty." Pittsburg Leader. |