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Show WHITE SWEATERS FOR THE V. OF U. LADDIES There've been benefits for sick and disabled dis-abled prise fighters, fdr wheeay poodles, for putting kinks irr' the lion's tall, and . for .money to punti away the freckles on Maggie's nose, but never a benefit to buv white sweaters for strong lads. That's what's going to happen tonight st the U. of V., when the huskies will give a real Midway and later a dance. Everybody and his wife are going. It's going to be a society event, and the bovs with their sisters and some with other boys' sisters,-and the boys, with their mothers and sweethearts are going to make the welkin Ting, whatever that Is. Coach' Maddock Is in for it, too. He's billed to throw little "Eva" Barton, and another wrestling match will take place between Cuddy Russell and Fred Ben-nlon. Ben-nlon. Frats belonging to the Amicl Fldl-slml Fldl-slml are going to give a real, old-time minstrel show; the Alpha Pi's will give a blood-and-thundpr halr-ralsr entitled, "A. Multitude of Sinners," and Earl Have-nor Have-nor and Carl Scott will give the physiological physio-logical skit entitled. "Where the Heart 1, the Lungs Are Close Bv," under the management of X)clta Stsnas, Italy's greatest impresario. ' . , Sawbones are in for it, too.' and so are the lawyers, the latter to hold trial on a heinous offense committed by a professor. Some of the sideshows are hot enough and spicy enough to make Tom and Jerry 'blush, but everything and everybody will be clean and comical. And all for those white sweaters. |