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Show WALTER WINCHELL PLAYBOY And eases they seed te peejr pals wtea far sea, west wins and there ware girls) as assay friends . . . I eftea wanSrr where they aH east bet When da they rule when a gays lawk eadsT ' 1 spent H while 1 had M, theeurV (hey an sinew that Tea bad I e Isn't bava kept ess Bat then we all were riding foe a fall. And whal'a the dUfareaea new? 4he sasntyl tMt - Tha saeney yss, and saeat af Ufa. Adtea Boar dr lease that I waald seeaetiaae land. 1 knew It's saaca tea lata le start aaew. And as I ait alesvs aad wail the aadi My baaaa, a beach ag desty fa tha aarkl My aal a stteket staging la the dark. Win Herbert. a a a OP ALL THINGS! Bernard David Morris reports that these signs are prominently displayed on an East aids ' saula-meni saula-meni house: "No one admitted without a ticket!" . , . "Show your ticket before you en lar I" . , . "No one admitted except members!" , Tha place Is called "Tha Wslooma Houss!" a e a gl'CH POPULAEITY, ETC. Two caustic critics war gabbing about various No-Ooods. or, If you prefer, wronguys. , , Without any warning tha name of a celebrated phoney wsa mentioned. "8ay interrupted an eatsedropper, "Is every-thing every-thing coming to that guy that is OOMINO to w-r ... THINGS THAT BUBN Ml IP AND KNOCK MS COLD Paul Kelly, a capable actor, served a aH term In California for a crime. Long after he waa Incarcerated In-carcerated he waa informed that if he ootud be ' paroled he would be hired for a stock company. When the parole board heard that he could get t Job In t show they decided "tha theater would not be nice" for a paroled man. The damn foolal So Kelly got his parole by accepting a job driving a truck for 126 a week! Not long ago Ksllv appeared in a play, a hit for hlrra The movies than purchased u. The other day the movies offered turn the same role at a grand salary, but some women's clubs heard of it and have sent Hollywood a petition demanding that Kelly not be engagadl He's paid his debt to society, so what do the lad lee want Must a mail be restrained from following fol-lowing his field of endeavor or auklng a batter living liv-ing because of some allegedly righteous women? I said allegedly! I AS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW And W. H. ousenas that when you start out to be a haartbreaker, the one heart you caa be almost al-most sure uf breaking Is your own. a a a PUP QUIP! Ixsy Ellnson offers: Our president seems to have left Just about enough of a navy necessary to fire blm the 21-gun salute. Two policemen nave been charged with kidnaping. kid-naping. Up to now oops have only been guilty of happing t a a e MEBCUISS TRUTH Jailing a man, says t. M. Jossfsberf, on ao-eount ao-eount of alimony troubles, is like Jailing a gambler because ne bat on the wrong boras. a a a . ' Oome to think of It Its been an exciting newspaper news-paper career fighting those who find me Irritating. Irritat-ing. ... I can't mind anybody having a riant to his own opinion, because that's what I've thrived on. , . . But It Is a marvelous feeling to know that, with all the ylpping and yammering for so many years. I can still hold my Job. , , . How they have groaned about me these old-fashioned foglasl How they cried for publishers to dismiss mal . . . And when they failed there, they penned their own versions ver-sions of their imaginations hoping It would "blow tha man down I" . . . Yea, Indeed y . . . The grandest episode along these lines happened only recently. ... A woman, the bead of a mighty advertising agency, thought I might serve a client. . . When others In her firm heard of her plans, they told her: "Heavens, no I Do you know what sort of a person he 1st Read this before you make a decision." and, so caring, handed her an alleged biography. ... So the lady read It that night at least half of It and the next morning gave me the Job. . . Ooombya, please I That Henry Williamson of Atlanta (Jo-Jah) says that this fellow Howard Scott must be techno cracked I (of ooursat) (Copyright, IBt Dally Mirror. IdcJ |