Salt Lake Telegram | 1903-04-22 | Page 4 | New Preparations

JTEW PEEPABJLTIOJrS. Life.'-- -i " - - ; Tha great success attending the manufacture man-ufacture and production of "Taka-Bita," "Taka-Bita," "Feeda-Summa." "Chewa-Chun-ka," and other ready-digested Jooda has not failed of effect upon the inventive genius of the country. The following tabor and ' time-saving products - wtU soon be on th market: Notta-Jagga A new whisky, whose intoxicating Qualities have been spent upon a neatly contrived machine. . You don't have to drink it. ; , Canta-Fitta Ingenious suit 'of cdothes. You don't need to wear It. Onta-Sigbta (Marvelous achievement In eyeglasses It Is not necessary to look through them. ' Walka-Fasta Artistic shoes. - -which have been walked ten thousand miles before being placed on sale. . You don't have to break them in. Grinna-Gonnar-The latest form of breakfast food joke. . Tou don't have to laugh at it. . The manufacturers guarantee guar-antee that all the necessary laughing Is done before the Joke leaves the factory. Paya-Debta A South African Invention. Inven-tion. ' Through! its use it is possible to buy everything one needs, and not have to pay for anything. It's great. ., Smoka-Butta A ready-smoked cigar.