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Show GRABS HOSE IN HER HURRY FOR GLOVES DETB01T, Nov. 16. The funniest story told at the largest party givn here by women for many months came from an athletic instructor. The story is told as follows: "I awoke one Sunday morning and finding but little time remained to keep an engagement, I dressed rather hurriedly, hur-riedly, Finishing, I grabbed my gloves and started for my friend ' home. "Several gentlemen smiled as they passed. . My. friend did rot wait for me, and I determined to visit another acquaintance. ac-quaintance. On boarding the second car I noticed everybody smiling. Reaching my destination, I remembered I had forgotten for-gotten to draw on my gloves, and proceeded pro-ceeded to remedy this defect. "Ladies, you can imagine my horror when for the first time 1 glanced at the article I waa carrying. Well, it was a pair of hose, and to make matters worse there were several bright stripes of red running in various directions, making identification of the articles complete.'1 |