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Show TOUGH Tims ' 1 mr KEAX R. CHORD Copyright. If 21 (New York Evenlas World), by Pree Publlehla Co. Touch times. Death u4 taxes are only two things sure to Mint, in. eometlmea you ran evea dodre death, afovi actor are retrenching on d 1-vorcee. 1-vorcee. Barbara arc yelping- for dollar haircut and half cutlets for to cents. Monay abort a- closes bureau of en-era en-era vina; and printing. Can you Imaflna that plar betnff short of money! Margot aall with 1100.000 gat receipts re-ceipts and Hherlock Holme arrive to track down what a lert. New York I en-d, of rainbow and beginning of Chautauqua circuit for alien lecturer. Ten thousand American all for Europe Eu-rope each week to duck Incoming tide of lyceum spellbinder. Those, of us that stay at home must listen to broadcasting broad-casting station. Radio concert have simply mads ua a nation of electric fan. Tough ttmea everywhere. Broadway ay tor that are loafing need food and atrM that are acting need clothe. Bedrooms in every Broadway ahow. biit no pise for actor to rest weary Mm ha. Washington wrestling with touch time, too. Congrepamen dlnrov-srlng dlnrov-srlng their political fenrea era pearly surmounted with barbed wire. Antl-Aaloon Antl-Aaloon league Insists on naming Volstead Vol-stead enforcers. Prohibition Jobs are dry plum Pry plume are nothing but Firune. Vo Anti-Saloon league Is dieting dieti-ng out prune. iJd on ticker has changed everything When amy grabbed degree of Ph. D. ten year ago he waa booked to travel road to rlcne. Now he get Morris chair (n college faculty and $3S a weak wagea If ghost can walk. Only Ph. D. boys that, ara snatching darby now are doctors of pharmacy behind drug at ore counters. And most of country's oil mllHonslres are bootlegger bootleg-ger that made fortunea out of fusel oil. Trouble, turmoil everywhere. Mlnera are atrlklng for stir-hour day. Charge and countercharge Hut publisher denxLhaioal wrangle ia pre agent atunt far ' If Winter Comes." Strike m la poattively on the level, hut could b -whole lot worae. With aummer p- . proahlng It la easier to hear walkout f of anthracite and bltuminoua miners 1 1 than a strike of hard and aoft drink I inaturry. Bryan, running for nothing but ex erclee, atlll grab dally anack of newspaper news-paper space. H1U claims Darwin's theory can't make a monkey out of him. But hs he triad Einstein's? That la theory that can make baldheaded sclentteta look like hairy ape. Rut all la not atrlfe and storm and aire. Somewhere the itin la ahinlng; omawhere the cuckoo chat and twit. Henry Kord buya up another motor company and humorist utter groan of delight. Immediately cancel all plana for Ford Jokea and atart telling .Lincoln .Lin-coln atorlea tnatead. MeanwhIU motor Induct ry yank clutch another notch upward. Thl tito buslnea may be a gamble, but you'll notlr thsy maks plenty of sixes and eights, and never throw any aevena. Thing are eweeter In flan per de- rartment, too. Skirt are atlll hanging n suspense, and suspense Is getting shorrer. And reports from peek-a-boo shirtwaist msrket state that waists will reach a new low peek this year. This le atlll a grand land for our tourists to return to. Yep. even If Statue of Liberty la first to greet 'em and atatutes curbing liberty rise to greet 'em thereafter. |