Show P 1 SA SAY Y IT ITEL EL AGAIN L By Herb Price Prica j For the Ladies I Unless you gU guys 8 have a yen yent en ent t for the gentle art of cookery cooker this item wont won't Interest you so soI I I read something something- else for a a. minute min mm- ute whilst we ve converse with the thes gals pIs s willya mY V And now that were we're alone girls ave us laugh augh long and heartily it the young Salt Lake bride who ne recent day borrowed a meat from a friend with withe he e Intent to use it on the roast ic lie was VS cooking But J about an hour later she Bought ought the thermometer back and Uy reported M i Heres your old thermometer Its It's 1 not a bit of good Ive I've tried time and I still cant can't force it Into the meat far farenough farenough u enough ugh to get a reading if V Thanks Casey I It 3 t Onion Onon Stew f fA A Af t e r all the razzmatazz I bich which resulted from the Salt Reno Lake fiasco over o milking the clouds last year it is perhaps perhaps perhaps per per- haps not unexpected that Salt Lake and Boise could get into a a. fairly good beef relative The Case of the Stolen Onions I Sueh at least is the impression I ne me draws from Barbara BarbRra B. B Marer Marr Mar- Mar MarI I er r 1489 E. E South who yeth thusly I V following article appeared I n n a Boise Ida n newspaper last last reek eek LOSES SATCHEL I. I ONIONS o TO UTAH THIEF 1 Salt Lake City UP Police UP-Police Police I oday day looked for a thief who could cok k k as the person whole stole a I last night from Rudy Anson Anson An An- son of Boise Ida f E I Anderson said the suitcase picked up someplace between the depot lepot and his hotel contained a of choice Idaho onions Li t I This story says Mrs Marler 1 1 pas as sent to a friend of hers in r Town own along with this letter iDear Dear friend Wo Ve have a rei re- re i est to make and will appoint yo i as a committee of one to tolee lee ice that this is 15 carried out tUl VIII you pea please e contact your our oura V a r ran an and tell teU him to ato to show ore lore courtes courtesy to our l when hen the they stop or pass through 5 its ils is fair lair cit city fJ And And heres here's the answer to the ter My liMy dear friend I have con- con ded ted the mayor of Salt Lake ty in regard to the onions After you ou know the real rean rean rea- rea n for this fiendish act by one onet t t our poor citizens I feel you H ill not only forgive him but willke will iIi ke ike t arrangements to send addi- addi nal al quantities of food tood to us tt I Last month we ve were hauling V ay y out to the edge of to ton to n ceding the deer Now Kon Salt Lake ty is in such a deplorable con- con tion Uon due to winter inter weather I ml d d deep p snow that we are no nger able to get to the grocery grocer 1 tores i. i Now things have reN re- re N treed themselves and the deer I re e bringing food to us i it ft is awfully hard for a small a. a per er r t to get through these enor- enor ous us snowdrifts we have down ire re e so you can easily visualize visualizeS S w e weakened condition in which i e find ourselves i It is small wonder that Rudy I t his onions and he should feel I icky that he came out with his ry try life because rumors are going round und that people here are start- start to eat each other I f p vt It Is my under understanding that V h e thief poor tell fellow 0 made a a. acv v c out of the onions and suit suit- I se using the leather for tor meat hleb he had no not nol tasted In J 1 fe We Ve apologize fo for this dastard- dastard act ac and I am sure that Rudy 1 11 ill find another star in his crown his unsurpassed act of kind- kind M. M u That's no kidding about that p rumor either J Just st I other day we saw a menu in 1 e of Our Towns Town's beaneries It Id d Try us for your our next din din- r. r J Bach to Bach BachI Bacha I a lt It doesn't make any ln di difference r 1 u hIm n Teepee e but did you ou 1 ead d the other day about those r ree rare Bach trumpets being 1 ie ported by the tho Salt Lake Lalie Phil Phil- 1 onte choir 1 The e instruments made by a Mr 4 ch are known as D OlD trum- trum V b. b They will vill be used to play playa hs h's a B liB Minor Mass Up to toi i e sea Teepee it was okeh but butI I I had da laff when he read that ii president of the Philharmonic 9 Ir T r which will sing B un Minor Minori hil i I accompanied by the D uD 9 pets was named George C. C t rp i and Teepee wants to know at at happened to the A Fiat Flat 1 |