Salt Lake Telegram | 1936-04-14 | Page 6 | Just Folks

J Just Fol Folks ks By EDGAR A. A GUEST CUSTOMER IER GOLF GOLFIn In tournament golf if it a stymie be laid The ball must be left lett and the shot must be ed pla played And the rules of oC the royal and Md ancient ancient an an- dent obeyed If It your our rival rhal should break off a weed at his ball Touch the sand with his niblick a a. stroke you must call For tricks such as that arent aren't permitted permitted per per- at all Keep your eyes eyes open wide and your mouth tightly shut In tournament golf gol make mako him play from front a rut And remember you concede concede concede con con- cede him hima a putt But in customer golf golt which Is frequently played I IFor For a busin business mans man's friend who in town is delayed You must neve insist that the rules be obeyed Since avery good friend of the firm irm he must be Let him kick out his ball from the root of ot a tree Just keep your mouth shut and pretend not to see sec Should he ask ek May I lift from front this horrible mess Though tho the rules may forbid It it you smile and say Yes Otherwise you may hamper an old friends friend's success Since customer golf Is A pleasant device For making a sale aale at a very good price There is only one rule and that's that always be nice Copyright 1936 Edgar A. A Guest i. i 1