| Show WALTER WINCHELL ON BROADWAY Copyright 1933 Daily Mirror Inc GROUCHO At the filling eye premiere of ot Abe Lyman at the Cocoanut Grove in Los Angeles the other night the night the Crawfords Craw Craw- fords Harlows Mixes etaL aL weren't half the fun as tuning in n on Groucho Marx who with his brothers owns a new boxer named Sammy ammy Cohen We decided said Groucho thatis that the is name Sammy Cohen sounds sound too I Jewish ao BO we call him back Canvasback Cohen ohen We feel teel that people might think hes he's a ducki Cohen who was knocked out by a n sparring pairing partner the other day makes his Is debut in the ring this week I gonna go in the ring with I him im we inquired Nobody Groucho except ex cx a doctor Groucho added that his alleged fighter bleeds so easily they are seri serf thinking of renting him out cut for tor blood transfusions instead a Joe Moss tells the quip about the show how girl eirl who married into a socially social social- ly y prominent tribe but did not foret forget forset for- for set get et old stage friends inviting them frequently as her guests I I 1 see said one former chorus comrade at one of these affairs that Lucille uses only colored help now Yes was the retort she got ot tired of at having her catty pals ask it 1 her maids were relatives liES lE'S BACK BACKBy BACKBy BACKBy By the way Izzy Elison lis n finally CO con con- tributes my name has been on J. J JP P. Morgans Morgan's list for years They said they'd let me inc know just as soon as there here was a job open 0 8 FORM OF CRITICISM 1 Among other exhibits at the worlds world's fair air is the larger casino where Be Ben Bernie and all the lads appear on a revolving open air platform And believe you us from us-from from the rear Bernie certainly do doesn't nt look like an hor C 0 C C OBSERVATION Tony Wons Woos w wishes hes to remind you that with show people who are temperamental tern tem it It usually Is 98 per cent temper Lemper and 2 per cent mental BY WAY OF REPORT It happened in Cuba where the lottery is among the national pastimes and where lotteries are watched with the same interest as major elections The whole thing of course is run strictly on the level and Is a source of much needed revenue to the gov gov- Anyway a few years ago one of ot the gazettes there began a heated and vigorous campaign against them Lotteries Lot teries the rag were undignified un dignified unethical etcetera They took the thc savings of ot the poor working people argued the editorials and so on and so forth for a long time Well the sheet attracted attention to itself and managed to get a few reformers oct ori its side but needless t to say the lottery was held as p per r schedule And who do you think had the big winning number Not any poor laborer at alL It was the editorial staff start of the crusading paper who had purchased a few tickets in the hush manner Yes they didn't refuse the money e V One of the English weeklies has been running a contest for the best imaginary interview with a public figure figure fig fig- ure and this one with James Barrie Barric should have been the winner Barrie I Sir James presume You dol dot was the squelcher QUITE SO And adds add Readers Reader's Digest t the honeymoon is over when he stops calling her darling and starts start yell yellIng Ing It DONT DON'T GET PERSONAL The honeymoon is over shrieks Mrs Winchell when she's just handed handed hand hand- ed him a 8 bill from Hattie Carnegie's for lor 1100 and he mumbles something about seeing girls who look just as nice in dresses that cost 14 1495 95 C C C CO COMMON 11 It was recently recorded here that Peggy Joyce had stated in an Interview interview interview inter inter- view that she didn't wear orchids any anymore anymore anymore more since a columnist cheapened them It appears that what Peggy really said was Since a columnist made them common by giving them away This confuses us Because Became the San Francisco papers just arrived and they moan over the failure of the benefit for tor lovely Ruby Adams At this benefit several and were ware imported from Hollywood Their transportation hotel food and laundry bills bUts and long distance calls were paid for out of the monies for the benefit and as a are result re re- suIt sult Ruby Adams cannot have the operation that might have made her walk again after eight years of pain path Ruby Adams didn't even rate a penn penny of it revealing extremely poor management of course But accordIng according accord accord- ing to the San Francisco newspapers there might have been a few dollars less if if loss If Miss Joyce upon upon arrival I I there there there-hadn't hadn't displayed anger because she wasn't welcomed with orchids Which were sent to herl hen i What No scallions |
