Salt Lake Telegram | 1929-09-29 | Page 26 | Telling the World

Telling Je the Worl 11 By y NEAL EAi OHARA ht Frew reea reu Publishing c. c N New w York World 1 Just back back from the South pok poi FOl FOlet et an extra of oC underwear Herman has hag consented i expose expos Washington's lobbyists lobbyist w wi lie to is waiting for tor the next train Ti b ba Mr Ir is an old hand 1 Washington affairs For twi twe years he was in con congress equal Rip nip Van Winkles Winkle's re record ord Ail member of ot the lower ower house s served as chairman of olL committee on stud poker jj S S EXPOSING THE WASHINGS LOBBIES By ByJ J. J HERMAN HERMAN WASHINGTON WASHiNGTON Th The social 10 lei oj at Washington la Is on one of the thi them n m powerful factors in tn iha nati capital Suppose Mrs Mra Grunt Grune husband is i. chief lobbyist for doorknob trust and thy they Want put a higher tariff on Cz eh i doorknobs doorknob which can can an manufactured manufacture J fo for 11 cents apt Mrs Crunch pro promptly gives a aner 11 ner nep and s some prominent I ator and congressmen ar around n f. f Senator Radish on one of the lay guests guest 1 i is 11 chairman of ot the on doorknobs china hina e eg eggs a unripe lemons He is cr craftily sea sea seal at the right of ot the hostess provi rov Mr Mrs Gann is not there There Thero light badinage around the table the hamburg steak course courS Is bro on Then Senator Radish r remson rems rema m mon on the th Elegant pattern of the theand kM and forks Do you really like lik them S Sli tor gushes M. M Mrs Grunch Crunch 1 Cert Certainly says the I. I less hi mouth is ii full of mashed in which case ht nods nodi y yei That is enough for Mrs Mr Gr She summons summons the butler ad and l him stuff h half lf a dozen forks in Senator Radish's dress drei a si And that evening when he hi is istak tal his hi leave leavi Senator Radish till tills tills' Grunch Crunch he will no not only nl vote vot fet foi to higher duty en door doorknobs nob but j doorbells doorbell rubber doormats doormat and bt be knockers knocker as a. well That is li h w i social ocial lobby works S S S Th There re are many ways of ot cajol senators and representatives instance maybe Alice AUe Roose Roos Longworth wants wanta a a. friend of ot h Ii appointed letter Jetter carrier in Mu lu tine Ia la She goes about It w supreme finesse The first t thing she e does is to o. o range for a a. tea some aftel when Paulina is out of th the ho bo rolling her hoop The chances s t that if It everybody else in the sen Bin senis Js is satisfied for Alices Alice's friend to to appointed letter Jetter carrier Sena Sen Borah Borab will oppose ft It So Borah BoraI Invited to Alices Alice's s 's tea Well Yen 91 if f tea there is a a. lot of banter on ont t tand and that subject when when Alice turns to Borah and eay BayS Senator Borah Borab is what hat a a. a l lovely vely h hc hi cut c t you have S Borah will probably say laY 4 h shucks ck Mrs Mra Longworth I hay hav h hid had d it cut for eight or nine w. w wet we 0 Or maybe maybo it will be b. three thre mont monti But ut ut Alice wh who ie Is clever elever wont won't stopped t ped lik Ilk that But it its it's a Ie I. let h haircut she ahe will insist Do mind giving me ma the tho name I of y barber Id I'd like to have Nick Niek i his his' hair cut that way Of Of course Senator Borah Is I. pre much flattered He He H. says Sly MW VI if you you insist my my barber Is I. a r Guzzini and he runs a shop ship on an street street unless unless he hes he's moved inauguration f S S S That fellow citizens is Is' the the social lobby works W Alices Alice's candidate for tor l letter ea- ea can comes up do you suppose Sena Borah Borab will wilt oppose him Inde Ind no Borah will 1 probably wan want have hare him put In charge of ot a a 1 station In Muscatine la Is And n funny part vart of ot It is that Aliceon Alice 1 on the level levat when she sh flatte fiatte Borah or Bomb or partly on n the 1 level v l Ii a wa way You see gee her husband N Is as ns bald i as sc a a. casaba melon f why shouldn't want him hint t to h lii hU hair cut like Bombs Borah's ij There are many other points I could make Iak along aloner this r rif if they would only let me m. writs wt bo both h aides sidel of the paper I