Salt Lake Telegram | 1929-09-29 | Page 26 | Barbs

BARBS Stories Storie's from Canada tell of the running around without without without with with- out an any on That must be some kind lUnd of or bathing beach so so- so S SS S S S SA A Rochester professor proCessor says there are ue f O. O known annoyances In the world Wonder Vonder if it there's theres a place on the tho lut is t for the dentist who smiles wren when he lie sticks that burr in Jn your r teeth S SS A Massachusetts M professor proCessor says MYS women teachers are aro feminizing the thought of ot H the o nation Therel Ther must be some reason wh why men smoke smoke ts a t tha t. t I. I S f 5 Unprincipled lP d. d people often Ja take ai an interest only In those who T ha have ve a a. sub substantial principal S S Illinois is planning to plant trees alon along the tho highways hp Now the candidates candidates candidates can can- will wUl J of having hewing places 0 to nail their cards S S SA A poet with eight twenty trunk trunks arrived in New ew York from Europe the the other day And port authorities tics ties even investigate I S I 1 The lean Ican ort oft IO loses 3 both itself and anda nd a a. friend and so does does' reus refusal l S SS S'S This Thill Is II the time of oC year year when hen a aman aman aman man discovers that his vests no longer match natch h his his' suits S S SA A Vienna doctor has found a liquid which can b he be used for brains It is reported he ho has been besieged by queries from r m football coaches conches S Kin King Alfonso JonO says say's ho ho would woul be e- e a a. mechanic in an automobile shop if ft ho he weren't King kin There isn't much difference between a a. k king ng and a bandit after all an Copyright In NEA EA Service Inc lite